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“We must regard Sarah Palin as the Carmella Soprano of the GOP -- an enabling wife of organized crime, who sees, hears and speaks no evil of the boys in her old-boy network for whom she does this ideological lap dance.”

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Author:Cintra Wilson

“Space tourism is God's way of telling you you aren't spending enough on lap dances, baccarat and cocaine.”

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Author:Bill Maher

“It doesn't bother me if my boyfriend gets a lap dance when I'm there. I'm secure with myself so whats the big deal?”

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Author:Stacy Keibler

“I love that red wine is good for you. Isn't that cool? I want to hear more of this. I want to hear more things in life like, Red wine, in conjunction with a lap dance, while watching NFL football, is the best cardiovascular workout you can have.”

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Author:Dom Irrera

“I have never had a lap dance in Tampa or any other part of Florida. If I ever did have a lap dance, I don't think I would be discussing television ideas with the girl that was giving it to me.”

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Author:Stan Lee

“If a dog jumps into your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer.”

Source: Dialogues of Alfred North Whitehead

“Cocaine is God's way of telling you you are making too much money.”

“When I got a lap dance, because I was 17, they had to put a massive pillow between me and the girl when she was grinding me. It was weird, yet pleasurable.”

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Author:Emile Hirsch