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“If you think all these terrible things about Obama, he asked the woman, how can you possibly be undecided? Because if McCain dies, Palin would be president, she said.”

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Book:Game Change: Obama and the Clintons, McCain and Palin, and the Race of a Lifetime

Source: Game Change: Obama and the Clintons, McCain and Palin, and the Race of a Lifetime

“If they were afraid of him, then he must be Satan or something even worse, like maybe Sarah Palin.”

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Book:Vengeance Paid With Blood

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“That was the secret of the salvation he brought, that was the light he shone into the darkness; and that was why they wanted to kill him. Because they preferred the darkness to the light.”

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Book:No Plain Rebel

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“Anything may be possible in America, but a Palin presidency is virtually implausible.”

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Author:Ron Fournier

“Palin seems to have forgotten that her poll ratings have plummeted since the summer of 2011.”

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Author:Ron Fournier

“Once a popular Alaska governor with a modest record of accomplishment, Palin could conceivably revive her reputation in this era of short memories. But it's hard to imagine her name atop the GOP ballot in 2016, when a cast of heavyweights who sat out 2012 will be vying for the nomination.”

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Author:Ron Fournier

“Tina Fey could run this country before Sarah Palin could!”

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Author:Nikki Reed

“When the U.S. Supreme Court upheld the Affordable Care Act, Sarah Palin tweeted, 'Obama lies; freedom dies.' She's referring, I guess, to the freedom to go without health care when you're sick.”

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Author:Richard Trumka

“A man I admire and respect - Congressman John Lewis, an American hero, made allegations that Sarah Palin and I were somehow associated with the worst chapter in American history, segregation, deaths of children in church bombings, George Wallace. That, to me, was so hurtful.”

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Author:John McCain

“Americans have gotten to know Sarah Palin. They know that she's a role model to women and other - and reformers all over America. She's a reformer.”

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Author:John McCain

“Here's why Sarah Palin says she won't be running for president. She says she can be more effective at getting others elected by not running. And I thought, well, that's true, because in 2008 she got Obama elected.”

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Author:David Letterman

“Final installment of Things More Fun Than Reading the Sarah Palin Memoir: Driving into a tree, microwaving your head, and getting stabbed in the eye with a carrot.”

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Author:David Letterman

“Snooki is now a published author. I'm blaming Sarah Palin. She lowered the bar.”

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Author:David Letterman

“Sarah Palin made her debut as a Fox News analyst. They finally found a job that she's not under-qualified for.”

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Author:David Letterman

“John McCain said that Sarah Palin is still a force in the Republican Party. Then he got in his car and backed over his mailbox.”

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Author:David Letterman

“Sarah Palin's book is big, 400 pages. She wrote the book herself and agonized over every word, and so will you.”

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Author:David Letterman

“Sarah Palin had a big op-ed piece in the Wall Street Journal, and she said she's against death panels. And I thought, 'Really? She's the one who pulled the plug on the McCain campaign.'”

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Author:David Letterman

“Sarah Palin is joining Fox News. The new slogan is 'hair and unbalanced.'”

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Author:David Letterman

“Former governor of Alaska, Sarah Palin, is promoting her new book and she's going to appear on the Oprah Winfrey Show. Sarah and Oprah. On the one hand, a very powerful woman qualified to be President of the United States, and on the other hand, you have Sarah ... But if you think about it, Sarah Palin and Oprah Winfrey have a lot in common. They both helped get Obama elected.”

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Author:David Letterman

“Sarah Palin was delivering a speech and she said 'refudiate.' It's not a word – you have refute and repudiate, and she combined them. A lot of times that will happen and people will confuse combinations of words. I remember a couple years ago John McCain mistakenly combined the words Vice President and Palin.”

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Author:David Letterman

“Now how about this, ladies and gentlemen? The Governor of Alaska, Sarah Palin, has announced she is stepping down. She will no longer be the Governor of Alaska. First thing, she woke up and went out on her porch and waved goodbye to Russia.”

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Author:David Letterman

“I like that Sarah Palin. She looks like the flight attendant who won't give you a second can of Pepsi ... She looks like the nurse who weighs you and then makes you sit alone in your underwear for 20 minutes ... She looks like a real estate agent whose picture you see on the bus stop bench ... She looks like the hygienist who makes you feel guilty about not flossing ... She looks like the relieved mom in a Tide commercial.”

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Author:David Letterman

“Millions of American families are dealing with teenage pregnancy... It is true that some Americans will judge Governor Palin and her family. There's nothing anyone can do about it.”

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Author:Bill O'Reilly

“We must regard Sarah Palin as the Carmella Soprano of the GOP -- an enabling wife of organized crime, who sees, hears and speaks no evil of the boys in her old-boy network for whom she does this ideological lap dance.”

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Author:Cintra Wilson

“Of course, Republicans still can't believe that Barack Obama won the Nobel Peace Prize. But then Democrats can't believe that Sarah Palin wrote a book.”

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Author:Jay Leno

“If I had it to do over, I'd vote for Obama without hesitation. I'm very thankful that McCain and Palin aren't in office.”

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Author:Charles Foster Johnson

“This weekend the Conservative Political Action Conference, CPAC, featured several speakers including Sarah Palin and Phil Robertson from 'Duck Dynasty.' It was a good weekend for conservatives - and a great weekend for wild animals.”

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Author:Jimmy Fallon

“Sarah Palin's real quality is that she is her own best creation.”

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Author:Julianne Moore

“Sarah Palin gave a speech in South Korea. Just what the Koreans needed: Two crazy dictators in fashionable lady's glasses.”

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Author:Conan O'Brien

“Not a lot of people know about Tunisia. Sarah Palin thinks it's the name of one of Obama's kids.”

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Author:Bill Maher

“Don't tell me to leave-you leave. If Obama, if Clinton, if Mittens Romney, if Rick Santorum, if Neutered Gingrich, if Herman '999 666' Cain, if Michelle Bachmann, if Sarah Palin, if Harry Reid-if any of these people want to tell me to leave because I don't believe their BS, come over and we can talk. You want to go man-to-man with me? We could go at it. Don't send one of your flunkies.”

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Author:Gerald Celente

“I actually prepared Vice President Biden for his debate in the last election. I played Sarah Palin. It's a little tough debating a woman.”

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Author:Jennifer Granholm

“Sarah Palin has strong opinions on the Libyans. She said, 'Marriage is between a man and a woman and Libyans like Rachel Maddow are what's ruining this country.'”

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Author:Bill Maher

“Persecution means an attempt to drive out, attempt to subjugate, and there are various ways that that can be done. Sarah Palin's opponents and her critics would like to see her leave the public square by insulting, degrading, demeaning, abusing and ridiculing her, and - by pretending that she has nothing to say.”

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Author:Matthew Continetti

“Newsweek recently asked American women which women they admire the most, and the answer varied, actually, depending on which political party you were from... Republican women picked Oprah as the most admired woman, followed by Sarah Palin. Democratic women said Hillary Clinton is the most admired woman, followed by Oprah Winfrey. Independents also picked Oprah Winfrey, followed by Diane Sawyer.”

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Author:Michel Martin

“Sarah Palin should not be on vacation. She should be in summer school.”

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Author:Bill Maher

“Sarah Palin's whole family got into a drunken public fistfight. Something police are calling a 'tragic case of trash-on-trash violence.'”

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Author:Bill Maher

“Her nomination for vice president in 2008 represents the most desperate inclinations of the Republican Party. In two hundred years, I suspect historians will use Palin as an example of how insane America became in the decade following the destruction of the World Trade Center, and her origin story will seem as extraterrestrial and eccentric as Abe Lincoln jumping out of a window to undermine a voting quorum in 1840.”

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“I have criticisms of Ronald Reagan, but he lives in another universe from the kind of political theater that is represented by people, like Sarah Palin, who aren't really public servants.”

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Author:Eugene Jarecki

“Alaska Governor Sarah Palin pardoned a turkey, though she said she was amazed to find out that, besides being a bird, Turkey is also a country. Did you see that all over the Internet today? While Sarah Palin was pardoning a turkey, right behind her was a guy slaughtering turkeys. But, see, like most Internet stories, a little half-true. Turns out that, after a couple of minutes listening to Sarah Palin's voice, the turkeys said 'Kill us now.'”

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Author:Jay Leno

“Sarah Palin finally heard what happened in Japan and she's demanding that we invade 'Tsunami.'”

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Author:Bill Maher

“John McCain's choice of Sarah Palin as running mate is the towering example of his poor judgment. Palins ignorance of public affairs is monumental.”

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Author:Edgar Bronfman, Sr.

“They say the oil spill has the potential to kill more wildlife than a Sarah Palin hunting trip.”

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Author:David Letterman

“On a trip to Israel, Sarah Palin asked the Israelis why they're apologizing all the time. They responded saying, 'Because we told everyone Tina Fey was coming.'”

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Author:Conan O'Brien

“It is easy to see what many people, women especially, admire about Sarah Palin. Here is a mother of five who can see the bright side of having a child with Down syndrome and still find the time and energy to govern the state of Alaska.”

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Author:Sam Harris

“Sarah Palin has been tagged and released back into the wild.”

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Author:Jon Stewart

“I have students whose fathers are voting for Sarah Palin. It's wild.”

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Author:Anne Waldman

“The very idea that there is no truth, but only the filter of narrative through which truth is invented is something I learned at the feet of the most leftist professors at Yale and am learning again from Sarah Palin during the Vice Presidential debate, and I find that very disorienting.”

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Author:John Hodgman

“Conservatives like Palin and Reagan and others do seem to love the series, but so do people of all political stripes and backgrounds. I speak about the series' "radiant simplicity."”

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Author:Judith Thurman

“Nobody with an IQ higher than emergency-room temperature could ever believe that 'death panels' would be appointed to nudge the elderly toward euthanasia. Yet for idle entertainment, it's hard to beat Sarah Palin's ignorant nattering on the subject.”

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Author:Carl Hiaasen

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