Source: Effacement
Humorous Quotations Quotes
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Humorous Quotations Quotes
“Boys are raw materials that women manufacture into products called men.”
“Good judgment comes from experience, and experience - well, that comes from poor judgment.”
Source: Why Men And Women Can't Be Friends: Honest Relationship Advice for Women
“She complains that I'm lazy, but I just like to save my energy for dinner.”
Source: The Good Ship
“Women are heavyweight boxers; only, they punch with words, not fists.”
“99% of all problems can be solved by money -- and for the other 1% there's alcohol.”
“If you blame gravity for falling in love, even God has the right to laugh at you.”
Source: My Life as a Myth
Source: The Day Zombies Ruined My Perfectly Boring Life
Source: Seduction of a Proper Gentleman
Source: The Hammer of Thor
“A comedian is better than a politician; at least there is no doubt.”
Source: The Great Pearl of Wisdom
Source: The Damnation Affair
“Sweetie, you don't need to drive me to the brink of insanity... I'm close enough to walk!”
Source: Stairway to Awesomeness!: 30 Fundamental Steps to Living a Life of Awesomeness!
Source: Aru Shah and the Tree of Wishes
“Erroh has a plan. A simple plan. It'll never work.”
Source: Spark City
“Don't ask for a girl's hand in marriage and forget to ask for her leg too.”
“Men like to borrow kisses because they know they will have to pay them back.”
“Love is a hook; the moment a man swallows it, a woman knows she has him forever.”
“I have to tell you the truth. But you are too ugly for it.”
“So, your god is the only god? Okay, but then, so is my dog.”
Source: Witness a Killing : Mumford Mystery Book 1
Source: The Merchant of Venice
“Two things are infinite; a woman’s patience and her husband’s mistakes.”
“If they were afraid of him, then he must be Satan or something even worse, like maybe Sarah Palin.”
Source: Vengeance Paid With Blood
“A mother’s eyes are like God; impossible to get away from, they see everything.”
“The only time I hold my wife's hand tightly is when my wallet is in her other hand.”
“If God had a wife, He would be in trouble too if He dodged His chores.”
Source: Wicked Charleston: The Dark Side of the Holy City
“Well, a man has to have his limits somewhere, and being shoved into a hole in the wall is mine.”
Source: The Zarder
“A kiss is the only thing you can throw at someone without being held criminally responsible.”
Source: Johnny Fracture