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Witty Quotes Quotes
“The primary feature of women is not a 'beauty', it's a 'mystery'.”
“No kind of social system can make you more happier and secure than your own money.”
“In spite of being complicated people choose superstitions over common sense.”
“Friendship is not inherited. It’s built, tested, and sometimes — discarded.”
“To the issues of friendship, love, business and war, "surprise" is the optimistic solution.”
“Take care of your car in the garage, and the car will take care of you on the road.”
“I am horribly poor—and very expensive. I must have a great deal of money.”
“A beach bum is just a blue-collar lounge lizard without a roof over their head.”
“All women may not be beautiful but every woman can look beautiful.”
“The perfect quote is one that's short, profound, and witty.”
“You can label jam, you can't label man”
“Asking someone else to drive your sports car is like asking someone else to kiss your girlfriend.”
“Among all the machines, motorcar is my favorite machine.”
“I love the wheels, I mean steering wheel.”
“Words alone are not enough. It takes action and sacrifice to realize results.”
“Foolish minds will entertain you, but confuse minds will irritate you.”
“A psychic told me I could be a medium. I told her that was impossible as I'm an extra large!”
“Be ignorant. Or educate yourself. Whatever has to be done, it's always your choice.”
“Change the subject, actually give me a cigarette and then change the subject”
“A painting is worth a thousand confused art-gallery visitors.”