“You should praise, criticize and flirt with people right to their face, only then it will make a difference.” PeopleFunnyFunHonestHonestyCriticismPraiseCriticsWittyWitMaking A DifferenceCriticizeFlirtingFunny QuotesWitty QuotesFlirtCriticWitty Quotations Author:Amit Kalantri
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“Deep down, he's shallow.” HumorWitHumorous QuotesWitty QuotesHumorous QuotationsWitty QuotationsWitticisms Author:Peter De Vries
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“Observation: Thanks to technological advances, avid readers seem to be replacing DTBAD (Dead Tree Book Acquisition Disorder) with an alphabet soup of more more modern-day hoarding behaviors: EBAD (E-Book Acquistion Disorder), EGAD (Electronic Gadget Acquisition Disorder), and ABAD (Audiobook Acquisition Disorder). Of course, there's also MY(Ba)AD (Movie and YouTube (and Book adaptations) Acquisition Disorder: the hoarding or obsessive viewing of digital films and videos, some based on books). If any of these syndromes describes you, take heart: there's probably an app for that! - Lisa Tolliver 8/9/2013(E-Book Acquistion Disorder), EGAD (Electronic Gadget Acquisition Disorder), and ABAD (Audiobook Acquisition Disorder). Of course, there's also MY(Ba)AD (Movie and YouTube (and Book adaptations) Acquisition Disorder: the hoarding or obsessive viewing of digital films and videos, some based on books). If any of these syndromes describes you, take heart: there's probably an app for that!” Humorous QuotesWitty WisdomWitty Quotations Author:Lisa Tolliver