Source: Eccentric Preachers: Spiritual Lessons and Insights from God’s Peculiar People [Updated and Annotated]
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Humor Quotes Quotes
“Boys are raw materials that women manufacture into products called men.”
Source: Why Men And Women Can't Be Friends: Honest Relationship Advice for Women
Source: Why Men And Women Can't Be Friends: Honest Relationship Advice for Women
“A wise man once said NOTHING... He just let her vent, nodded his head and live happily ever after!”
“She complains that I'm lazy, but I just like to save my energy for dinner.”
“A person is no more than a mixture of family and friends sense like 50/50.”
“Women are heavyweight boxers; only, they punch with words, not fists.”
Source: Curtain
“All I have is me, myself and I and we are all getting really tired of each other.”
“If you blame gravity for falling in love, even God has the right to laugh at you.”
“So this is what men are like. Well, that's it, then - I am going to be a lesbian.”
Source: Grace - A Funny Book For Women
“I will always choose to be an imbecile. I couldn't cut it as an old fashion, and dry gal.”
“A comedian is better than a politician; at least there is no doubt.”
Source: The Great Pearl of Wisdom
“If nothing is impossible then why everything is so complex and not simple!”
“Learn to look up now and then, just in case a piano is falling from overhead.”
Source: Making Wishes: Quotes, Thoughts, & a Little Poetry for Every Day of the Year
“More women would be feminists but we spotted the haircuts before we joined”
Source: Unprotected Treks: The Politically Incorrect Blueprint for World Travel
“Alcoholics don't have unopened bottles of wine in the house. They have empty wine bottles”
Source: Anxious People
Source: Emit Eht
“Using Facebook is like taking a Dyson to your spare time.”
Source: The Facebook Diet: 50 Funny Signs of Facebook Addiction and Ways to Unplug with a Digital Detox
Source: Control
“Everytime there’s a good suggestion, someone brings up the budget.”
“Don't ask for a girl's hand in marriage and forget to ask for her leg too.”
“Men like to borrow kisses because they know they will have to pay them back.”
“Love is a hook; the moment a man swallows it, a woman knows she has him forever.”
“Fine has many definitions, and not one of them means everything is okay.”
Source: Fight By The Team
Source: Radio Mustard: Book One: The Weight
Source: Write like no one is reading
Source: Write like no one is reading
Source: Write like no one is reading
Source: Write like no one is reading
“Two things are infinite; a woman’s patience and her husband’s mistakes.”
“If the ideas of reincarnation were true, I would love to see the slave incarnated as the king.”