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“Love turns men into boys; heartache turns boys into men.”

“Boys are raw materials that women manufacture into products called men.”

“She complains that I'm lazy, but I just like to save my energy for dinner.”

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Author:Matshona Dhliwayo

“If you blame gravity for falling in love, even God has the right to laugh at you.”

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Author:Matshona Dhliwayo

“Get high on love, not drugs.”

“Don't ask for a girl's hand in marriage and forget to ask for her leg too.”

“Men like to borrow kisses because they know they will have to pay them back.”

“Love is a hook; the moment a man swallows it, a woman knows she has him forever.”

“The world’s most lethal venom is not found on the tongues of serpents, but on the tongues of a disgruntled wife.”

“Be calm when your wife yells at you, calmer when she chastens you, but be terrified when she ignores you.”

“An inch to a man’s heart is a mile to his wallet.”

“Two things are infinite; a woman’s patience and her husband’s mistakes.”

“A mother’s eyes are like God; impossible to get away from, they see everything.”

“The only time I hold my wife's hand tightly is when my wallet is in her other hand.”

“Love is my favorite drug; I overdose on it regularly.”

“Women are the best thieves you will ever meet; they steal your heart and your last name, but never get to spend the night in jail.”

“Be calm on your wedding day; she won’t kill you in front of a hundred people, no matter what you've done.”

“If God had a wife, He would be in trouble too if He dodged His chores.”

“Women never stalk men; they just research them intensely.”

“A kiss is the only thing you can throw at someone without being held criminally responsible.”