“My wife may be in a merciful mood, but I am not.”
Husband Quotes Quotes
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Husband Quotes Quotes
“Don't constantly make angry your wife. Once she throws you out of her heart, there is no appeal”
“For a marriage to work a husband must learn these two words: “Yes dear.”
“She complains that I'm lazy, but I just like to save my energy for dinner.”
“You only need to steal a woman's heart if she won't give it to you willingly.”
“Love is blind, and therefore not responsible for whoever she bumps into.”
“The best couples share the load, divide the grief, and add to the peace, thereby multiplying joy.”
“When a wife tells her husband, he sucks in bed, it’s undeniable he will obtain a second opinion.”
“A wife who discomforts you with truth is better than a mistress who massages you with lies.”
“Don't marry a shopaholic if you're not prepared to be a workaholic.”
“Married life is not for the faint hearted. Sometimes it can look like an ugly battlefield”
“Sometimes divorce is the best thing that can happen to marriage”
“A man should not compete with his wife in talk but in silence”
“Before marriage a man prays that she accepts, after marriage a woman prays that he accepts”
“Nothing annoys in this world as a nagging wife”
“Marriage is but a consolidation of resources”
“Before marriage, man seeks woman, in marriage woman seeks man”
“If you marry for money, your bank account will be full, but your joy account empty.”
“The husband who knows how to make his wife smile is indeed the best husband in the world…”
“Dear girls, parent love is natural but husband love is a blessing.”
“There are many fish in the sea, but never let a good one swim away.”
“If you want the most beautiful fish in the sea, make sure you have the most appealing bait.”
“Love is a hook; the moment a man swallows it, a woman knows she has him forever.”
“You can marry outside of your race, but never marry outside of your values.”
“The quality of the man determines the quality of his wife.”