“Awake! Sun is shining, it’s Saturday morning. I sit up in bed with some stretching and yawning. My beautiful wife, the love of my life, Looks terribly grim and it signals a warning... I ask her, “My darling, what troubles you so?” She goes on to tell me her tale of woe. “I’ve booked a girls’ dinner but I’ve nothing to wear!” And now I must prepare for what she will declare.” HumorFunnyRelationshipsMarriageComedyHumourShoppingHusband And WifeHusband QuotesComedy Humor Book:The Husband Chair Source: The Husband Chair
“I hope she backs down, but my chances are bleak, When I reasonably tell her, “We just went last week!” But she fixes a stare with that world-famous glare, As my fate is confirmed: back to The Husband Chair.” HumorFunnyRelationshipsMarriageComedyHumourShoppingHusband And WifeHusband QuotesComedy Humor Book:The Husband Chair Source: The Husband Chair
“I think that I’m done. Are you ready to go?” I’m pinching myself. Could it really be so? And when over she strolls with complete shopping goals, My heart’s just so full that it’s quite set to blow! My cold bitter heart warms a hundred degrees, When she whispers, “I love you,” and gives me a squeeze.” RelationshipsMarriageComedyShoppingMarriage QuotesHusband And WifeHusband QuotesComedy Humor Book:The Husband Chair Source: The Husband Chair