“Awake! Sun is shining, it’s Saturday morning. I sit up in bed with some stretching and yawning. My beautiful wife, the love of my life, Looks terribly grim and it signals a warning... I ask her, “My darling, what troubles you so?” She goes on to tell me her tale of woe. “I’ve booked a girls’ dinner but I’ve nothing to wear!” And now I must prepare for what she will declare.” HumorFunnyRelationshipsMarriageComedyHumourShoppingHusband And WifeHusband QuotesComedy Humor Book:The Husband Chair Source: The Husband Chair
“I hope she backs down, but my chances are bleak, When I reasonably tell her, “We just went last week!” But she fixes a stare with that world-famous glare, As my fate is confirmed: back to The Husband Chair.” HumorFunnyRelationshipsMarriageComedyHumourShoppingHusband And WifeHusband QuotesComedy Humor Book:The Husband Chair Source: The Husband Chair