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Spouse Quotes Quotes

“The Dictionary defines Soul Mate as: A person who is perfectly suited to another in temperament. Before I met mine, I didn't know I was bonkers!”

“Marriage is not a competition. Marriage is completion of two souls.”

“There are many fish in the sea, but never let a good one swim away.”

“The world’s most lethal venom is not found on the tongues of serpents, but on the tongues of a disgruntled wife.”

“Be calm when your wife yells at you, calmer when she chastens you, but be terrified when she ignores you.”

“If you are waiting for the perfect spouse, you are waiting for the perfect disappointment.”

“A kiss is the only thing you can throw at someone without being held criminally responsible.”