Source: The Devil in the Wide City
Humorous Quote Quotes
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Humorous Quote Quotes
“Don’t stop writing until someone pries the pen from your cold, dead hands.”
Source: Shanghai Nobody
“She complains that I'm lazy, but I just like to save my energy for dinner.”
“Some of us are looking at the stars, but all of us are living in the gutter.”
Source: The White Man and the Pachinko Girl
“Women are heavyweight boxers; only, they punch with words, not fists.”
“What if my boobs decide to grow WHILE I'm at school?”
Source: New School & Other Stuff
Source: The Boy Who Lost Fairyland
Source: The Hammer of Thor
“I’m not legally obligated to be consistent.”
Source: Night Fall at The Route 66 Ranch Hotel: Book 5 in The Route 66 Ranch Hotel Mystery Series
“When the world found out the fae existed, everything went to shit. Pardon my French.”
Source: The Treasured One
“Love is a hook; the moment a man swallows it, a woman knows she has him forever.”
Source: Write like no one is reading
Source: Saint Richard Parker
“Two things are infinite; a woman’s patience and her husband’s mistakes.”
Source: M1-The Black Key
“A mother’s eyes are like God; impossible to get away from, they see everything.”
Source: Wolfsong
“The only time I hold my wife's hand tightly is when my wallet is in her other hand.”
“If God had a wife, He would be in trouble too if He dodged His chores.”
Source: Resistor
Source: The New Land