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“As one might say about sex, even bad bodysurfing is good bodysurfing.”

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Book:Musings from a Small Island: Everything under the Sun

Source: Musings from a Small Island: Everything under the Sun

“I realize three things: one, I want a tantric massage, but I don’t want to be nude; two, I want the union of masculine and feminine powers, and I’ve got a hooker with whom I don’t want to have sex; three, I’m confused and don’t know what I want.”

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Book:Saint Richard Parker

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“The revelation that I’m destined to meet many virgins from the East and the promise of limitless love they hold in their bosoms gives me strength, fortitude, and tenacity—and the wisdom to know that all three are synonyms.”

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Book:Saint Richard Parker

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“Casual sex is a very sad cat and mouse game. The man is entrapped in his role as the sex-driven predator constantly on the hunt for new conquests, while the woman is the prey that must find her perfect combination of sexual allure and virtue, with the sexual allure being what attracts him and virtue what keeps him.”

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“If you insist on labeling me, my sexual orientation is horny.”

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Book:Fresh

Source: Fresh

“Only about 3 percent of animal species are monogamous. A couple of penguins, some otters and a few other oddball critters. To these select few it comes natural to mate for life and never look at another member of the opposite sex. Humans are not part of that little club. Like the other 97% of species, humans are not monogamous by nature. We just pretend that we are.”

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Book:Why Men And Women Can't Be Friends

Source: Why Men And Women Can't Be Friends

“If earnings are to be spent on sex, what's wrong in earning from the sex. (The protagonist, Manav when blinded by kaam)”

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Book:Almighty's Embryo

Source: Almighty's Embryo

“I will admit to fucking a zucchini when I was in high school. For years I thought I was a vegesexual.”

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Book:Afterparty

Source: Afterparty

“Fighting is a lot like making love. Timing is everything.”

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Book:Cage Life

Source: Cage Life