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“The pinkening of the butt early in a spanking resembles the flush many people experience on their faces, chests and bottoms during sexual arousal. Coincidence? I don't think so.”

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Book:Spanking for Lovers

Source: Spanking for Lovers

“As one might say about sex, even bad bodysurfing is good bodysurfing.”

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Book:Musings from a Small Island: Everything under the Sun

Source: Musings from a Small Island: Everything under the Sun

“You see, a man's... ahem... is shaped differently from a woman's..." Mama fluttered her hand. "... whatsit. And in the marital bed, he will wish to place his..." More hand fluttering. "... inside yours." "His ahem goes in my whatsit." "In so many words. Yes.”

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Book:Do You Want to Start a Scandal

Source: Do You Want to Start a Scandal

“The only mingling that interests me at the moment is the mingling of our genitalia.”

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Book:Found in You

Source: Found in You

“Sex and holidays." "Uh, what?" "I'm making a list of things that make you agreeable." I scoffed, pushing my foot into his leg. "And all you got is sex and vacations?" "The length of the list is not my fault." "Are you saying I'm disagreeable?" He raised an eyebrow. "Woman, how stupid do you think I am? You really think I'm answering that? I want to get laid tonight." I pushed him harder. "Watch it, or you might get laid to rest." Braden threw his head back and laughed.”

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Book:On Dublin Street

Source: On Dublin Street

“Nice guys finish last but that's what makes them good in bed.”

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Book:Blue Eyes Blazing

Source: Blue Eyes Blazing

“They say nothing!" the little captain raged. "They only putrid gunner, ship engineer. I, Ba-Karkar, must speak for all!" Ogu kicked him again. "Then ask what kind help Asahel wants, untranslatable epithet male. Or no more untranslatable for you! Never again in putrid boomer prison." Her husband gave a choked gasp. "Cruel female!" "No more sex, either," she added.”

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Book:Orion Arm

Source: Orion Arm

“Lelaki yang tengah menyetubuhi si gadis segera mencabut kemaluannya, meninggalkan bunyi "splosh" yang menjijikan, dan berlari dengan wajah sepucat roti busuk, diikuti ketiga temannya.”

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Book:Beauty Is a Wound

Source: Beauty Is a Wound

“Yes, sir. But unless Caleb gets frisky with the stove, I'm not anticipating any problems." Nick”

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Book:Invision

Source: Invision

“Sometimes, just for fun, I type some random, silly word in front of the word porn and google it. Just to see if it exists. Because that means people out there are getting off on it. So I googled Nazi porn. Yupp. It exists. Then I googled goldfish porn. Yupp. Found it. Someone out there finds sex with goldfish arousing. Fart porn. Yes, that's a thing too, and it brings someone somewhere great pleasure. Stormtrooper porn. Yes, the force is strong with that one. And it's not even a Saturday Night Live parody. It's literally hardcore porn, featuring men dressed in Stormtrooper outfits. With surprisingly high production values.”

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Book:Why Creeps Don't Know They're Creeps - What Game of Thrones can teach us about relationships and Hollywood scandals

Source: Why Creeps Don't Know They're Creeps - What Game of Thrones can teach us about relationships and Hollywood scandals

“Nice guys finish but that's what makes them good in bed.”

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Book:Blue Eyes Blazing

Source: Blue Eyes Blazing