“Sex is like pizza: if you're going to use BBQ sauce, you better know what the fuck you're doing.”
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Sex Quotes Quotes
“She’s a natural submissive and she doesn’t have a clue.”
“If she's faking it you still have a shot at making it work [...]”
“Marriage is not a competition. Marriage is completion of two souls.”
“True love is born out of the pyre of two committed souls.”
“A human is the one, who would give up a thousand Cleopatras to be with the person he or she loves.”
“In modern times couples are more concerned about loyalty than love.”
“Butt holes are like a one-way street; they were made the way they were for a reason.”
“Either one is promiscuous or in a relationship - it cannot be both at the same time.”
“It's like an itch, isn't it? You can feel it in your throat. You want to scream for me.”
“Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to. Unless you're in prison.”
“Would three boobs be better than two?”
“Just because I accepted to date you, It doesn`t mean , I`ve accepted to have sex with you”
“Society says "Don't talk about sex, just do it”