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“She complains that I'm lazy, but I just like to save my energy for dinner.”

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Author:Matshona Dhliwayo

“You never know what you will find in your pants!”

“Be calm when your wife yells at you, calmer when she chastens you, but be terrified when she ignores you.”

“The only time I hold my wife's hand tightly is when my wallet is in her other hand.”

“Love is my favorite drug; I overdose on it regularly.”

“Women are the best thieves you will ever meet; they steal your heart and your last name, but never get to spend the night in jail.”

“Be calm on your wedding day; she won’t kill you in front of a hundred people, no matter what you've done.”

“If God had a wife, He would be in trouble too if He dodged His chores.”

“I can't name just one example. Then there's only one.”

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Book:We have our difference in common 2.

Source: We have our difference in common 2.