“A professional headshot in front of a bookshelf says you're an intellectual. A professional headshot peeking though a bookshelf says you're probably under a restraining order.” HumorBooksPhotographyIntellectualHumorousQuotePhotographerBrandingPersonal BrandingProfessionalismIntellectualismProfessionalPictureHumor QuotesIntellectualsPhotoFunny QuoteQuotableHumor QuotePeekingBookshelfPeekBusiness HumorHeadshotProfile PictureRestraining OrderProfile Pic Author:Ryan Lilly
“Do billboard salesmen record their sales on charts? If so, who's at the top of the billboard charts for billboard sales?” FunnySellingAdvertisingBusiness QuotesSalesSalesmanBillboardsHumor QuotesSalespersonRecordRecordingBusiness HumorBillboardAdvertising SalesSales MetricsSaleswomanAd SalesBillboard SalesmanRecording SalesSales ChartsSales ProjectionSales ProjectionsSales TrackerSales TrackingSelling AdsSelling Advertising Author:Ryan Lilly
“The smell of new office supplies is so satisfying while being kicked out of Staples for inappropriate behavior with a file folder is so embarrassing.” FunnyBehaviorSmellBusiness QuotesSatisfyingEmbarrassingInappropriateRetailStaplesHumor QuotesSatisfyStoreSmellingOffice SuppliesBusiness HumorFile FolderOffice DepotOffice MaxOffice Supply Book:Write like no one is reading Source: Write like no one is reading
“Oh what a tangled web's resultant, when first we hire a weaving consultant.” HumorConsultingConsultantBusiness HumorTangled Web Author:John Alejandro King aka The Covert Comic
“No cultural habit ever totally fades out of human life. It just loses market share.” PhilosophyHumorCultureBusinessBusiness HumorMarket Share Author:George Hammond