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Funny Book Quotes Quotes
“Self-identify your gender? Why not self-identify your species, too? I'm a dog now.”
Source: Inside The Mind of an Introvert: Comics, Deep Thoughts and Quotable Quotes
Source: Treasured Claim
“Yo Mama's so fat her butt cheeks have different area codes.”
Source: 155 World's Funniest Yo Mama Dirty Jokes: Yo Mama Funny, Dirty, Filthy Joke Book For Adults - Uncensored edition
Source: 155 World's Funniest Chuck Norris Jokes And Facts: The Best And Funniest Kick-ass Facts About Roughest, Toughest, Deadliest, Sexiest & The Most Fearless ... The Legend
“When Chuck Norris calls 911 it's to ask if everything is ok.”
“Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.”
“Yo Mama’s so ugly, her Mama had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.”
Source: 155 World's Funniest YO MAMA Jokes
Source: 155 World's Funniest YO MAMA Jokes
“Yo Mama sucks so much d***, her lips went double platinum.”
Source: 155 World's Funniest Yo Mama Dirty Jokes: Yo Mama Funny, Dirty, Filthy Joke Book For Adults - Uncensored edition
“Yo Mama's like a library, open to the public.”
Source: 155 World's Funniest Yo Mama Dirty Jokes: Yo Mama Funny, Dirty, Filthy Joke Book For Adults - Uncensored edition
“Yo Mama's so fat, her ass has its own congressman!”
Source: 155 World's Funniest Yo Mama Dirty Jokes: Yo Mama Funny, Dirty, Filthy Joke Book For Adults - Uncensored edition
“Chuck Norris CAN understand women.”
Source: 155 World's Funniest Chuck Norris Jokes And Facts: The Best And Funniest Kick-ass Facts About Roughest, Toughest, Deadliest, Sexiest & The Most Fearless ... The Legend
“Yo Mama’s so ugly, her dentist treats her by mail order.”
Source: 155 World's Funniest YO MAMA Jokes
Source: 155 World's Funniest YO MAMA Jokes
“Yo Mama’s so old, her memory is in black and white.”
Source: 155 World's Funniest YO MAMA Jokes
“Yo Mama’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said, “Sorry, no professionals.”
Source: 155 World's Funniest YO MAMA Jokes
“If Yo Mama and Yo Daddy got a divorce, they'd still be brother and sister.”
Source: 155 World's Funniest Yo Mama Dirty Jokes: Yo Mama Funny, Dirty, Filthy Joke Book For Adults - Uncensored edition
“Yo Mama's like mustard, she spreads easy.”
Source: 155 World's Funniest Yo Mama Dirty Jokes: Yo Mama Funny, Dirty, Filthy Joke Book For Adults - Uncensored edition
Source: In The Name Of Blasphemy
“Maybe winging it with this spy stuff hadn't been such a good idea.”
Source: Firestorm
“I knew it would take more than a bomb to get rid of you.”
Source: Firestorm
Source: 5 Stars
“(If plan KTB kill the bastard) didn't work, well, gray would resort to Plan B: Operation Oh Sh**”
Source: Jewel of Atlantis
“The wheels were turning in all their heads, but the one with the dead hamster inside spoke first.”
Source: Playground
Source: Clickonomics: How to Win Customers and Influence People on the Internet
Source: Clickonomics: How to Win Customers and Influence People on the Internet
Source: Clickonomics: How to Win Customers and Influence People on the Internet
Source: Clickonomics: How to Win Customers and Influence People on the Internet
Source: Clickonomics: How to Win Customers and Influence People on the Internet
Source: Clickonomics: How to Win Customers and Influence People on the Internet
Source: Clickonomics: How to Win Customers and Influence People on the Internet
Source: Clickonomics: How to Win Customers and Influence People on the Internet
Source: Clickonomics: How to Win Customers and Influence People on the Internet
Source: Clickonomics: How to Win Customers and Influence People on the Internet
Source: Clickonomics: How to Win Customers and Influence People on the Internet
Source: Clickonomics: How to Win Customers and Influence People on the Internet
“It's like panning for gold – got to sift through a lot of mud to find those precious nuggets”
Source: Clickonomics: How to Win Customers and Influence People on the Internet
Source: Clickonomics: How to Win Customers and Influence People on the Internet
Source: Clickonomics: How to Win Customers and Influence People on the Internet
“And let's not forget the misinformation merry-go-round that social media can become.”
Source: Clickonomics: How to Win Customers and Influence People on the Internet
Source: Clickonomics: How to Win Customers and Influence People on the Internet
“Fuck if she doesn't get my rooster crowing.”
Source: Strike Zone
Source: A Dance of Restless Spirits