“Yo Mama's so fat her butt cheeks have different area codes.”
Yo Mama Jokes Quotes
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Yo Mama Jokes Quotes
“Yo Mama’s so ugly, her Mama had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.”
“Yo Mama sucks so much d***, her lips went double platinum.”
“Yo Mama's like a library, open to the public.”
“Yo Mama's so fat, her ass has its own congressman!”
“Yo Mama’s so ugly, her dentist treats her by mail order.”
“Yo Mama’s so old, her memory is in black and white.”
“Yo Mama’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said, “Sorry, no professionals.”
“If Yo Mama and Yo Daddy got a divorce, they'd still be brother and sister.”
“Yo Mama's like mustard, she spreads easy.”
“Yo mama so stupid, she watches Fox News and voted for Trump.”
“Yo mama so slutty, Trump still owes her hush money.”
“Yo mama so ugly, when she looked out the window, she got arrested for mooning”