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Yo Mama Jokes Quotes

“Yo Mama's so fat her butt cheeks have different area codes.”

“Yo Mama’s so poor, when I lit her house on fire, the cockroaches came out singing, “Clap your hands, stomp your feet, praise the Lord, we got some heat!”

“Yo Mama sucks so much d***, her lips went double platinum.”

“Yo Mama's like a library, open to the public.”

“Yo Mama's so fat, her ass has its own congressman!”

“If Yo Mama and Yo Daddy got a divorce, they'd still be brother and sister.”

“Yo Mama's like mustard, she spreads easy.”

“What’s the difference between Yo Mama and a 747? -About 20 pounds. -Yo mama carries more passengers. -Not everyone's been on a 747.”