“The wheels were turning in all their heads, but the one with the dead hamster inside spoke first.”
Source: Playground
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Famous Aron Beauregard Quotes
“Greg turned around, shooting laser beams though the most disappointing sperm he’d ever unleashed.”
Source: Playground
“But, I’m-I’m your mother!” she cried. “And I’m a motherfucker,” Rock grumbled”
Source: Playground
“She now looked like an ad for gape porn.”
Source: Playground