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“Superman once challenged Chuck Norris to a fight, the loser had to wear his underwear on the outside.”

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“Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle -- you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse kick you in the face.”

“Chuck Norris can divide by zero.”

“When Chuck Norris calls 911 it's to ask if everything is ok.”

“Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.”

“Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.”

“Chuck Norris CAN understand women.”

Source: 155 World's Funniest Chuck Norris Jokes And Facts: The Best And Funniest Kick-ass Facts About Roughest, Toughest, Deadliest, Sexiest & The Most Fearless ... The Legend

“For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.”