Source: Fateful Italian Passion
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Humor Quotes Quotes
“My friend says she's smart. She reads a book to fall asleep.”
Source: Solemn Tales of Human Hearts
Source: Radio Mustard: Book One: The Weight
“A mother’s eyes are like God; impossible to get away from, they see everything.”
“VIP?” Ellie asked. “Ha-ha-ha! I said ‘pee’!”
Source: Lost in London
Source: Write like no one is reading
“The only time I hold my wife's hand tightly is when my wallet is in her other hand.”
“If God had a wife, He would be in trouble too if He dodged His chores.”
“She's dumber than a box of hair.”
Source: The Diary of Bink Cummings: Vol 2
Source: Zekel
Source: Gearpox
“You got a name for it? All the best ones have names I hear.” “Sword.” “Creative.”
Source: Zekel
“A kiss is the only thing you can throw at someone without being held criminally responsible.”
Source: Johnny Fracture
Source: The Divine Dantes: Paella in Purgatory (Divine Dantes Trilogy Book 2)
Source: It's a Love/Skate Relationship