Best Sarcastic Quotes Quotes | Short & Famous Sayings

“Those who say that money can't buy HAPPINESS, are like a fox that, when he can't reach the grapes, says they lack RIPENESS.”

Happiness Quotes Funny Quotes Money Quotes Self Deception Wealth Quotes Poverty Quotes Sarcastic Quotes Fox Quotes Self Deceived Money Buy Everything

Author:Mouloud Benzadi

“(The Mona Lisa), that really is the ugliest portrait I’ve seen, the only thing that supposedly makes it famous is the mystery behind it,” Katherine admitted as she remembered her trips to the Louvre and how she shook her head at the poor tourists crowding around to see a jaundiced, eyebrow-less lady that reminded her of tight-lipped Washington on the dollar bill. Surely, they could have chosen a better portrait of the First President for their currency?”

Art Humor Funny Money Mystery Masterpiece Artwork Sad But True Mona Lisa Presidents Portrait Gadfly George Washington Sarcastic Quotes Da Vinci Ugly Art

Book:Brushstrokes of a Gadfly

Source: Brushstrokes of a Gadfly

“If this constant bitter disappointment was love, then I was perfectly fine not to have anything to do with it.”

Love Pain Relationship Sadness Sad Disappointment Breakup Sarcastic Bitterness Love Hurts Sarcastic Humor Giving Up On Love Sarcastic Quotes Sarcastic Love Quotes

Book:Shanghai Nobody

Source: Shanghai Nobody

“Male sexuality. So artless, so crass. Men are always over the edge, right? One little push and they tumble down the cliff.”

Men Sexuality Sarcastic Female Sexuality Sexuality Quotes Male Sexuality Sarcastic Quotes Cynical Quotes Women Sexuality

Book:The Gods Are Not Dead

Source: The Gods Are Not Dead

“Writers don't get mad they get even in their novels.”

Quotes Funny Quotes Humorous Quotes Witty Quotes Humor Quotes Sarcastic Quotes

Author:Candace Bowen Early

“Epistemic Humility; The recognition that we basically don’t know jack s**t about life.”

Knowledge Humility Curiosity Openness Humility Quotes Sarcastic Quotes Epistemics

Author:Vindy Teja

“No Girl No pain, Know Girl Know pain.”

Humor Relationships Motivational Quotes Love Quotes Humour Funny Quotes Pain Quotes Rohan Sarcastic Quotes Gain Quotes

Author:Rohan Casuals

“Do you know what irony is, de Leon? They make swords out of it, don't they? Mix it with coally and hit it with a hammery?”

Humor Humour Irony Sarcasm Irony Quotes Gallows Humor Sarcastic Quotes Gallows Humour Blackadder

Book:Empire of the Vampire

Source: Empire of the Vampire

“We all consume; therefore, we all contribute.”

Capitalism Sarcastic Consumption Consumerism Contribution To Society Consume Contribute Sarcastic Quotes Sarcastic Wisdom

Book:The Gods Are Not Dead

Source: The Gods Are Not Dead

“Celebrities are like the stars with one major difference: The stars shine TOGETHER, Celebrities hate EACH OTHER!”

Hollywood Oscars Netflix Bollywood Celebrity Quotes Fame Quotes Famous Quote Sarcastic Quotes Cinema Quotes Celebrities Quotes

Author:Mouloud Benzadi

“The jusitce is blind. Turn the surveillance cameras off!”

Justice Blind Irony Aphorism Absurdity Justice Quotes Surveillance Society Sarcastic Quotes

Book:The New Land

Source: The New Land

“Politics to me was the whining of an old braggart too proud to admit his faults and too vain to try something new. All of their agendas and manifestos were nothing but a lucrative offer to deceive the fools and encourage the clever in deceiving more fools.”

Inspirational Quotes Life Lessons Life Quotes Sarcasm Politics Quotes Funny Quotes Politicians Humor Quotes Sarcastic Humor Election Quotes Fools Quotes Sarcastic Quotes Manifesto Quotes Adhish Mazumder Quotes Agenda Quotes Political Definition Political Game Politics Defined

Book:Solemn Tales of Human Hearts

Source: Solemn Tales of Human Hearts

“Who said the Arabs are incapable of breaking world records? Qatar has just set a new world record by becoming the first host nation ever to lose an opening World Cup football match.”

Records Funny Quotes World Cup Muslims Arabs Football Quotes Sarcastic Quotes Nationalism Quotes Break Records World Record

Author:Mouloud Benzadi

“The more silent you are at bed during times of crisis, the more are the chances of an amicable, dignified and a not so counterproductive interchange of romantic exuberance.”

Love Quotes Marriage Quotes Romance Quotes Silence Quotes Wife Quotes Husband Quotes Anger Quotes Sarcastic Quotes Sarcastic Wisdom Adhish Mazumder Quotes Bedroom Quotes Bed Quotes Quarrel Quotes

Book:Solemn Tales of Human Hearts

Source: Solemn Tales of Human Hearts

“Time is a taunter of cheated hearts”

Life Quotes Love Quotes Love Quotes And Sayings Truth Quotes Love Hurts Time Quotes Taunting Sarcastic Quotes Hearts Quotes Cheater Quotes

Author:Adhish Mazumder

“Welcome to the 21st century cosmopolitan world where biased thoughts preside over unbiased deeds, simple gestures become overrated gossip materials and injustice is a part of long term justice.”

Inspirational Quotes Life Quotes Motivational Quotes Sarcasm Truth Quotes Modern World Justice Quotes Injustice Quotes Gossip Quotes Cosmopolitanism 21st Century Quotes Sarcastic Quotes Conflict Quotes Adhish Mazumder Quotes Biased Quotes Modernity Quotes Though Quotes

Book:Solemn Tales of Human Hearts

Source: Solemn Tales of Human Hearts

“I discovered that politics is not entirely about agendas and manifestos of some old, sullen creep promising a better future of the country as a whole. Politics is being played everywhere and it starts from the very bedroom that you consider your safe haven.”

Life Lessons Life Quotes Love Quotes Sarcasm Truth Quotes Politics Quotes Funny Quotes Sarcastic Quotes Adhish Mazumder Quotes Bedroom Quotes Sarcastic Observations Bedroom Politics Golden Truths Jovial Quotes

Book:Solemn Tales of Human Hearts

Source: Solemn Tales of Human Hearts