Humour Life Quotes
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Humour Life Quotes
“I am not trying to be funny, it is just that you're a joke.”
“By dog! I love you, and your hate spewing god. How became so both of you, dog?”
“Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Don't, and the world laughs at you.”
“Don't worry. Life goes on. With or without you. So, live it, while it's given you.”
“I'd have kicked your ass as too your head were both not full of shit, butthead.”
“More women would be feminists but we spotted the haircuts before we joined”
“After your daily bread, if you ask God for anything, ask 'him' to make you right in the head.”
“She probably thinks the spiritual path is a new style of pavers available at Bunnings.”
“The more time you waste when you're young, the sadder you'll be in your nursing home”
“Please believe me. I've nothing against you personally. It's just that I laugh at all jokes.”
“I shall tell you about God once you've reached your imaginary heaven. Then, give me a call.”
“An atheist is a person who has nobody to blame when he screws up.”
“So, your god is the only god? Okay, but then, so is my dog.”