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“Do not believe in a god who is as silly, and meaner than you. For, that would surely be your higher-self, and your stupid alter-ego.”

“Most people are scumbags. Accept it. Let go. Chill out, douchebags.”

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Author:Fakeer Ishavardas

“All nuts sit on their butts - do you?”

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Author:Fakeer Ishavardas

“I'm joking when I say I'm the grand-pop of those claiming to be an avatar-messiah or god. But if they're serious, then, I am who I am.”

“Man is the beast he knows not.”

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Author:Fakeer Ishavardas

“Most people are but a fake-art, and as real as a concealed fart.”

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Author:Fakeer Ishavardas

“Let us be absolutely truthful for once in our life. We human beings are basically assholes. As time goes by, some of us become a little better - a rascal. But most of us live and die as we were, and are. Plain-simply, assholes.”

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Author:Fakeer Ishavardas

“I did what politicians do all the time: smile and act like I’m answering the question but really just talk about whatever the hell I feel like talking about”

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Book:God is a Mortician

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“I concede your god is the only god, except for one - my pal up there nowhere, Mr. NOT.”

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Author:Fakeer Ishavardas

“My pal up there nowhere, Mr. NOT, is really pissed with you. How dare you worship false gods, and not the one and only Mr. NOT?”

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Author:Fakeer Ishavardas

“By now it is eleven And time to make a brew, I shall also have a biscuit, Oh f**k it, I’ll take two.”

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Book:Grumpy & Me: From 9-to-5 to 24-7. The Unofficial Guide to Marriage in Retirement

Source: Grumpy & Me: From 9-to-5 to 24-7. The Unofficial Guide to Marriage in Retirement