“My pal up there, Mr. NOT, has anointed me as the latest messiah. Yeah, just like that! So, don't you dare utter a word against your newest boss, or I'm gonna whup your fat ass.” God QuotesGood And EvilSpirituality QuotesGood NewsFunny HumorLaughter Is The Best MedicineHumourous QuotesFunny Life QuotesMetaphysical HumourSpiritual Vs Religion Author:Fakeer Ishavardas
“I have to tell you the truth. But you are too ugly for it.” Good And EvilFunny QuotesTruth TellingFunny HumorWellness GuruLaughter Is The Best MedicinePhilosophical MusingsLaughter QuotesHumorous QuotationsHumour QuoteSarcasm HumorUgly TruthsFunny Life QuotesFunny Insults Author:Fakeer Ishavardas
“I love you as I do all - not at all.” Good And EvilFunny QuotesFunny HumorLaughter Is The Best MedicineHumorous QuotationsHumourosly InspirationalFunny Life QuotesLaughing BuddhaFunny Lifestyle Author:Fakeer Ishavardas
“I will bow to your pal up in the sky if you too to my god, Mr. Not, say hi.” God QuotesEnlightenment QuotesSelf Realization QuotesFunny HumorWellness QuotesMetaphysical QuotesJokes And WhateverPhilosophical HumorFunny Life Quotes Author:Fakeer Ishavardas
“Let us be absolutely truthful for once in our life. We human beings are basically assholes. As time goes by, some of us become a little better - a rascal. But most of us live and die as we were, and are. Plain-simply, assholes.” Life Lessons QuotesSociety QuotesFunny HumorReality CheckWellness GuruPeople NatureWellness Evaluation Of LifestyleHumour LifeSatirical Humor QuotesFunny Life Quotes Author:Fakeer Ishavardas
“The earth is full of them - dogs, and humans. One should get to know them - dogs. They're so human.” Funny HumorEarth QuotesDogs And HumansHumorous QuotationsJokes And WhateverFunny Life QuotesJoking Banter Author:Fakeer Ishavardas
“If you think that happiness = Life - problems; then you must be suffering from a severe form of dys-life-calculia.” HappinessHumourFunny QuotesProblems In LifeFunny QuoteFunny QuotationsFunny Life Quotes Author:Anoir Ou-chad
“This is how you get through life: duck.” GodWisdomHumorTruthHappinessInspirational QuotesLife QuotesFunny QuotesFunny Life Quotes Author:Richie Norton