Best Humourosly Inspirational Quotes | Short & Famous Sayings

“I know your craft is important to you, but it almost killed you tonight." "The blaekhound almost killed me," she argued. "And you were only there because you think that it's your job, and yours alone, to protect Blackthorn" he said patiently. "It is, though. You're the one who told me that Blackthorn is the reason I'm a hedgewitch." "And the sea shapes the the coast, but is the coast the keeper of the sea?" "I'm not sand," Aziza said, exasperated.”

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Book:The Buried and the Bound

Source: The Buried and the Bound

“Your own shortcomings are the best ground to grow your sense of humor.”

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Author:Stu Konigsberg

“It is always better to be a bookworm rather than being a dung-beetle!”

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Author:Chandrakant Kaluram Mhatre

“The personal one-god of the bookish kind is the cock-eyed one to the opposing canine.”

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Author:Fakeer Ishavardas

“My imaginary pal up there, Mr. NOT, tells me it's my dog-damn ism to kick your illusory he-man's ass. Now, what do you say to that?”

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Author:Fakeer Ishavardas

“On a supra human level, yeah, I got That Which Is. Yet on a simple human level, rare are times when either my left or my right foot is not in some kind of shit.”

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Author:Fakeer Ishavardas

“Oh hell, yeah! It is rather good to be un-dead. You my dear friend, are welcome to be otherwise instead.”

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Author:Fakeer Ishavardas

“Today I plan to smile a lot, only so people who know me will be freaked the fuck out.”

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Author:R.D. Ronald

“It was supposed to say "Great Artist" on my tombstone, but if I died right now it would say "such a good teacher/daughter/friend" instead; and what I really want to shout, and want in big letters on that grave, too, is FUCK YOU ALL.”

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Book:The Woman Upstairs

Source: The Woman Upstairs

“Humans as a whole are but an unwholesome hole with a sorry ass. In short, a**holes.”

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Author:Fakeer Ishavardas

“Now that I've declared my religion, namely, NUTTISM; I anoint myself, Mr. NUTS, as its MESSIAH. And you damn well bow to our god, Mr. NOT. He reveals that your pal up there too is naught! Dare not criticize the messiah - me! Or you'll be kicked in the nuts by my pal Mr. NOT.”

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Author:Fakeer Ishavardas

“Every religious nut must have his or her say, condemning the infidels to hell, every which way. But then so should those opposing them, lampooning these nutcases as they choose, or as they may.”

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Author:Fakeer Ishavardas

“I love you as I do all - not at all.”

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Author:Fakeer Ishavardas

“It was rather peculiar behaviour for a totem animal. Totem animals are supposed to be the spirits of actual dead animals or the essence of real animals. ... Actual elephants do not normally wear berets, sombreros or any other type of hat, nor do they dance upright shaking maracas.”

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Book:Elephant Songs

Source: Elephant Songs

“Opinions are like assholes, everybody's got one and everyone thinks everyone else's stinks.”

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Book:How to Ruin a Summer Vacation

Source: How to Ruin a Summer Vacation

“So, as per your ism people like I are going to hell? My friend up there nowhere, Mr. NOT, says its is all your imaginary pal's crap! And that up there in the head, you're not all that well. Now, what do you day to that? Anyway, be well.”

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Author:Fakeer Ishavardas

“All nuts sit on their butts - do you?”

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Author:Fakeer Ishavardas

“- Försök bli snäll om du hinner för nu ska vi nog snart in i himlen allihop. - Himlen? upprepa Lilla My, Måste vi in i himlen och hur kommer man ut därifrån?”

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Book:Moominsummer Madness

Source: Moominsummer Madness