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“Opinions are like assholes, everybody's got one and everyone thinks everyone else's stinks.”

Quote by Simone Elkeles

Book:How to Ruin a Summer Vacation

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How to Ruin a Summer Vacation

This book provides readers with a variety of strategies and tips on how to turn a summer vacation into a memorable, but regrettable, experience. It explores various scenarios and situations that could lead to a vacation gone awry, offering readers a humorous and cautionary perspective on travel. more

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Simone Elkeles is an American author born on April 24, 1970. Her works primarily focus on the lives of teenagers and interpersonal relationships, winning widespread acclaim for her realistic and delicate writing style. more

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