“I am not trying to be funny, it is just that you're a joke.” Life And LivingFunny QuotesFunny HumorLaughter Is The Best MedicinePhilosophical MusingsPeople NatureHumour LifeCrazy QuotesNutty As A Fruitcake Author:Fakeer Ishavardas
“We would not be ashamed of doing some of the things we do in private, if the number of sane human beings who do them in public were large enough.” EnoughHumorFunnyQuotesMoralDemocracySocietyCrazyHumourMoralityJokesEthicsHumorousShameMajorityDemocraticInsaneInsanityAshamedTouchedSatireEthicalSanityMoralsAphorismSaneQuotationsJokeMentalHilariousTabooAphorismsShamefulLunaticBananasMasturbationPublicGagaCrackersGonzoAphoristAphoristsDerangedDementedMinorityNuttyPrivateSelf AbuseAround The BendMasturbateSocietiesTaboosDitzyEthicNutty As A FruitcakeLocoBonkersPreceptsCuckooUnhingedCrazedIn PublicLoonyBattyLoopyMad As A HatterNon Compos MentisNot All ThereWackoPreceptIn PrivateMad As A March HareNot Right In The HeadNutsoOut To LunchRaving MadRound The BendThe MajorityThe MinorityWith A Screw Loose Author:Mokokoma Mokhonoana
“Now that I've declared my religion, namely, NUTTISM; I anoint myself, Mr. NUTS, as its MESSIAH. And you damn well bow to our god, Mr. NOT. He reveals that your pal up there too is naught! Dare not criticize the messiah - me! Or you'll be kicked in the nuts by my pal Mr. NOT.” God QuotesFunny QuotesDark HumorFunny HumorLaughter Is The Best MedicineHumour LifeJokes And WhateverHumourous QuotesHumourosly InspirationalNutty As A Fruitcake Author:Fakeer Ishavardas
“People who say they do not regret anything in their life, for the next birth too should get the very same wife.” Life LessonsFunny QuotesFunny HumorWellness GuruMarriage HumorPeople NaturePhilosophical HumorCrazy QuotesHumourous QuotesNutty As A Fruitcake Author:Fakeer Ishavardas
“I swear I've good morals. It's just that bad ones befriend me. I'm a friendly person, you know. But I will talk to them. Believe you me.” Friendship QuotesFunny QuotesGoodness QuotesFunny HumorLaughter Is The Best MedicineLifestyle QuotesHumour LifeJokes And WhateverCrazy QuotesNutty As A Fruitcake Author:Fakeer Ishavardas
“If I were not a Punjabi, I'd be a candy or jalebi.” Funny QuotesFunny HumorLaughter Is The Best MedicineWellness Evaluation Of LifestyleHumour LifePhilosophical HumorNutty As A Fruitcake Author:Fakeer Ishavardas
“Religious fundamentalists make me scratch my nuts. Makes me wonder. Are my nuts religious, or are the religious nuts? Or what?” God QuotesPhilosophy QuotesSpirituality QuotesFunny HumorSpirituality Vs ReligionWellness GuruLaughter Is The Best MedicinePeople NatureHumour LifeNutty As A Fruitcake Author:Fakeer Ishavardas
“All nuts sit on their butts - do you?” Good LifeFunny QuotesFunny HumorHumour LifeLaughter QuotesPhilosophical HumorCrazy QuotesSmile Happiness PeaceHumourosly InspirationalNutty As A Fruitcake Author:Fakeer Ishavardas
“I concede your god is the only god, except for one - my pal up there nowhere, Mr. NOT.” God QuotesFunny QuotesReligion And PhiloshophyFunny HumorSpirituality Vs ReligionWellness GuruPhilosophical MusingsHumour LifeJokes And WhateverNutty As A Fruitcake Author:Fakeer Ishavardas
“My pal up there nowhere, Mr. NOT, is really pissed with you. How dare you worship false gods, and not the one and only Mr. NOT?” God QuotesSpiritual GrowthFunny HumorSpirituality Vs ReligionWellness GuruHumour LifePhilosophical HumorNutty As A FruitcakeJokes About Religion Author:Fakeer Ishavardas