Best Ditzy Quotes | Short & Famous Sayings

“We would not be ashamed of doing some of the things we do in private, if the number of sane human beings who do them in public were large enough.”

Author:Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“It wasn't that she was shallow, exactly, but everyone knows, looks are important for media work...”

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Book:My Husband's Wives

Source: My Husband's Wives

“I think since I'm not particularly well-known as myself, it's funny all the different perceptions people have of me. Like, if someone's only seen me in 'Death Proof,' they think I'm sort of a ditzy girl who says stupid things and wears revealing outfits all the time.”

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Author:Mary Elizabeth Winstead

“People think Paris [Hilton] is a ditzy blond, and I don't want to blow it for her, but she plays it really well. She knows exactly what she's doing. She's actually a pretty smart person. She's very cognizant of what she's doing, and she kind of plays that role, so people think she's some airhead but she's really not.”

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Author:Simon Rex

“A teacher asked us if anybody knew the names of the continents. I was sooo excited. I was like, Damn it! It's my first day of 7th grade, I'm in junior high and I know this answer. So I raised my hand, I was the first one, and I said A-E-I-O-U!”

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Author:Jessica Simpson

“I'm definitely ditzy and people believe that about me. But I mean, I'm not dumb.”

People Believe Mean Dumb Ditzy

Author:Jessica Simpson

“It took Sydney Pollack a long time to get me to do Tootsie. I asked myself if I wanted to play some frothy, ditzy character after I had just done Frances. Obviously, I'm thrilled that I did.”

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Author:Jessica Lange

“Is this chicken what I have or is this fish? I know it's tuna. But it says chicken. By the sea.”

“Twenty-three is old. It's almost 25, which is like almost mid-20s.”

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Author:Jessica Simpson

“I think there's a difference between ditzy and dumb. Dumb is just not knowing. Ditzy is having the courage to ask!”

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Author:Jessica Simpson

“All I have to say is: Jessica Simpson is the most beautiful woman on the planet!”

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Author:Jessica Simpson

“I'm such a blonde. It just doesn't make sense for me to have dark hair.”

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Author:Jessica Simpson

“At school my boobs were bigger than all my friends' and I was afraid to show them. Now, I feel they make my outfits look better. They're like an accessory.”

Feels Looks Shows School My Friends Bigger Accessories Outfits Ditzy

Author:Jessica Simpson

“So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?”

“Mr. Latino with the big ego got bested by a ditzy, blond bimbo.”

Bigs Ego Latino Big Ego Ditzy

Book:Perfect Chemistry

Source: Perfect Chemistry

“Ditzy dumb blonde? I can be ditzy. I can be.”

I Can Stupid Dumb Blonde Dumb Blonde Ditzy

Author:Goldie Hawn

“My money slow, my money stupid, money ditzy”

Money Stupid Ditzy

Author:Nicki Minaj

“To its committed members (the Democratic Party) was still the party of heart, humanity, and justice, but to those removed a few paces it looked like Captain Hook’s crew–ambulance-chasing lawyers, rapacious public policy grants persons, civil rights gamesmen, ditzy-brained movie stars, fat-assed civil servant desk squatters, recovering alcoholics, recovering wife-beaters, recovering child-buggers, and so forth and so on, a grotesque line-up of ill-mannered self-pitying, caterwauling freeloaders banging their tin cups on the pavement demanding handouts.”