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“A man cannot really be called (sexually) confident if he has never bought his woman a vibrator.”

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“Some people are so sexually unattractive that the thought of masturbating turns them off.”

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“Most if not all sexually active people do not really love having sex; they merely love experiencing an orgasm every now and then.”

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“The primary goal of a righteous parent who has a daughter is to minimize the number of boys and men for whom their daughter will have willingly opened her legs come her wedding day; the closer to zero, the more righteous they will seem.”

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“Coco Chanel is said to have said that a girl should be two things: who and what she is. I say a girl should do two things: what and who she wants.”

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“Some men do not know the father of 'their' children.”

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“We would not be ashamed of doing some of the things we do in private, if the number of sane human beings who do them in public were large enough.”

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Author:Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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“Some people masturbate to temporarily replace their partners when they are absent, whereas some people do that to temporarily live in the present.”

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Author:Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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“Some women do not masturbate for pleasure; they masturbate to make a political statement: to remind us that women do not really need men (or at least not as much and as frequently as every single male chauvinist and every single misogynist believes).”

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“It was masturbation, not willpower, that made it possible for gazillions of women to walk down the aisle with their reputation and their hymen still intact.”

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“Some women have been faking orgasms for so long that they sometimes fake one when they are masturbating.”

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