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“Not everyone who condemns masturbation can masturbate.”

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Author:Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“It's fucking Donald Trump-level wankerdom.”

Humor Trump Insult Wanker

Book:Freshers

Source: Freshers

“Roberts knocked, heard: ‘Enter.’ Thought: ‘Wanker.”

Book:A White Arrest

Source: A White Arrest

“How did it feel, Fliss? Knowing I was watching that little tosser taste you? Knowing I was watching when you wrapped your lips around the that Sam bloke’s cock?”

Denny Fliss Wanker Dogging

Book:Wild Irish Envy

Source: Wild Irish Envy

“There are three types of wanker in this world. There’s the ones you pity, the sad, boring type of wanker who life always seems to enjoy torturing. Not me. Then there’s the irritating types of wanker, the one whose only job in life is to stop the rest of us enjoying our three score years and ten. Again, not me. Finally, you have the show-offs. The posers. The I’m better than you, fuck everything and everyone twice, type of wankers. I prefer the term ambitious, but whatever the label, we’re the ones you’d better keep your eyes on.”

Humor Wanker White Gold Ed Westwick Vincent Swan

Author:Ed Westwick (Vincent Swan, White Gold)