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“Our sexual pleasure happens within us, not on or inside our partners’ genitals.”

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Author:Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“A man cannot really be called (sexually) confident if he has never bought his woman a vibrator.”

Source: On Masturbation: A Satirical Essay

“Some people are so sexually unattractive that the thought of masturbating turns them off.”

Source: On Masturbation: A Satirical Essay

“The intensity of the pleasure derived from an orgasm is compensation for its brevity.”

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Author:Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“This signior is sound, safe, ready, and dumb As ever was candle, carrot, or thumb; Then away with these nasty devices, and show How you rate the just merits of Signior Dildo.”

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Book:The Complete Poems

Source: The Complete Poems

“In this day and age, it is hard for a saint to trust the cucumber.”

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Book:Song of a Nature Lover

Source: Song of a Nature Lover

“He pulled out what he thought he would find there, a dildo, though Bradley frowned, genuinely surprised. He sat back down and looked up at Pete, sure that Pete had made some kind of mistake, because it wasn’t a dildo, but a hand mixer.”

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Book:Corrupted

Source: Corrupted