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“Jane stood beside silver platters of cucumber sandwiches and smoked salmon sandwiches and savory-sweet ham sandwiches and open-faced sandwiches with thickly spread butter and fresh mint.”

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Author:Jessica Lawson

“In this day and age, it is hard for a saint to trust the cucumber.”

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Book:Song of a Nature Lover

Source: Song of a Nature Lover

“She'd ordered the curated wild Alaskan sea cucumbers, sprinkled with artisanal milk thistle foraged at dusk from Springdale Farms and served in a sea of pureed stinging nettles. At least Sam thought that's what it was. She'd eaten the entire cucumber slice in one bite. "Are you sure you wouldn't like something, sir?" The waiter, dressed in a grain sack with cutouts for his head and arms, hovered at Sam's shoulder. "No, thank you." Sam rubbed his belly and let out a small burp. "I shouldn't have had that second Reuben on my way over. Or maybe it was the Cobb salad. I'm so full I couldn't even handle an amuse-bouche of fermented sardine foam or dihydrogen-monoxide consommé.”

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Book:The Marriage Game

Source: The Marriage Game

“At least you are back to being normal size." She gave a strangled laugh. "If the size of a cucumber on steroids is normal that is.”

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Book:His First (Chosen #3A)

Source: His First (Chosen #3A)