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“A guy goes to see his doctor for a physical. The doctor says, “I think you should stop masturbating.” The guy says, “Really? How come?” The doctor says, “Because I’m trying to examine you.”

Book:Beverly

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“He ran a finger over her bicep, and she was about to ask what he was doing when her arm went numb. "Ohhhh, you are going to get the best head of your life for that," she said, her whole body dizzy with relief. Taranis swallowed back a laugh. "You're so delightfully ridiculous, Quinn Fairbrook." "It's part of my appeal. That and my epic tits," she replied, placing her arm under the running tap. Taranis's eyes dropped to her bloody tank top. "They are rather epic." "Thanks. I made them myself.”

Irony Banter Sex Joke

Book:Roar of the Storm King

Source: Roar of the Storm King

“Now the only problem will be convincing your surly dragon to let you walk in there, unarmed." "I will just have to use my sexy feminine wiles on him," Quinn said batting her eyelashes at him. "Feminine wiles?" Apollo raised a golden brow. "You mean witch pussy?" "Witch pussy," Quinn ageeed with a wicked laugh.”

Sex Joke

Book:Roar of the Storm King

Source: Roar of the Storm King

“Because we have a big, bossy family that is demanding a party tonight. Now that you are healed, there is no excuse not to have it,"Quinn replied. "I was wrong... I'm feeling poorly. I need to stay in bed to recover. With you on my dick. For medicinal reasons.”

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Book:Roar of the Storm King

Source: Roar of the Storm King

“You are very lovable under all that hard badassness. You have squishy insides. I'm happy that he got through those barriers of yours. His dick must've been the battering ram.”

Sex Joke

Book:Luna Cursed

Source: Luna Cursed

“Well. go and get her. I want to meet her," Killian insisted, running his hand through his thick black hair to neaten it. He flashed his lady killer smile. "She's sleeping, and I'm not going to wake her just to inflict you on her. She went through a traumatic experience last night." "If your fucking is bad enough to be classified as a trauma, you're doing it wrong, baby brother.”

Banter Sex Joke

Book:Heart of the Winter Prince

Source: Heart of the Winter Prince

“And I've never screamed during sex." "That's because you've never had sex with me. I wouldn't even need to use my dick, and I'd get you screaming my name." "Are you going to use your personality? Because I feel like I could scream at you right now.”

Banter Sex Joke

Book:Heart of the Winter Prince

Source: Heart of the Winter Prince

“Nora, your self-pity monitor is beeping, it's telling me you're feeling sorry for yourself over something trivial and need to get a life.”

Painted Faces

Author:L. H. Cosway

“I love how warm and soft you are. All I ever want to do is touch you, but sometimes it feels like not touching you is even more of a turn on.”

Painted Faces

Author:L. H. Cosway

“Geeks are like male lions, they don't like the presence of another one in the vicinity.”

Humor Lion Engineer Geeks Techie

Book:Adventures of an Indian Techie

Source: Adventures of an Indian Techie

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