“A guy goes to see his doctor for a physical. The doctor says, “I think you should stop masturbating.” The guy says, “Really? How come?” The doctor says, “Because I’m trying to examine you.” SexualityMasturbationSexualMasturbateSex JokeSex JokesMasturbation JokesMasturbation Joke Book:Beverly Source: Beverly
“a place where hundreds of men had entered for no other purpose than to crank the shank, clean the rifle, jerk the gherkin, make the bald man cry, pound the flounder, sail the mayonnaise seas, wiggle the walrus, whitewash with Tom and Huck.” Masturbation Jokes Book:Gone Girl Source: Gone Girl
“I'm so antisocial, that whenever I have sex with a woman, I close my eyes and pretend I'm masturbating.” Love QuotesRelationship QuotesSex QuotesMasturbation JokesAntisocial Quotes Book:KING OF THE NEW YORK STREETS Source: KING OF THE NEW YORK STREETS