“Some men do not know the father of 'their' children.”
Source: On Masturbation: A Satirical Essay
Paternity Test Quotes
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Paternity Test Quotes
“Distinctive facial features of a parent are poor people’s paternity test.”
Source: N for Nigger: Aphorisms for Grown Children and Childish Grown-ups
“Some women wish the pregnancy tests also told them who the fathers are.”
Source: P for Pessimism: A Collection of Funny yet Profound Aphorisms