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“One of the main functions of a push-up bra is to lower the number of mothers who seem like mothers.”

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Author:Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Sometimes this just happens,” Kylie said, much calmer now that she had a sneak preview of his comeuppance. “Just happens?” Burnett bellowed out. “Are you freaking kidding me! If you have sex, you use protection. It’s that simple. This shit doesn’t have to happen! This is nothing but carelessness. It’s irresponsible. It’s unforgivable.” “Burnett!” Holiday rolled her eyes at Kylie and frowned. The fae knew exactly what Kylie was up to now. But Kylie wasn’t finished yet. “Maybe we should put a rule in place. Any male who impregnates a girl should be neutered.” “Enough,” Holiday snapped. “Actually, that’s not a bad plan!” he growled. “Burnett!” Holiday said in a stern voice. “Shut up before you embarrass yourself more than you already have.” When the vampire looked at Holiday, she continued, “Kylie didn’t buy the pregnancy tests for Miranda. She bought them for me.” Kylie flopped back against the seat again, enjoying the look of disbelief on the vampire’s face a little too much. “Would you like a name of a good doctor who will schedule your little snip-snip operation?” she bit out.”

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Book:Chosen at Nightfall

Source: Chosen at Nightfall

“The timer dinged a few minutes later and Cinnamon sucked in her breath. "You want me to check?" I asked. "I'll do it." I stood up and followed her into the bathroom. Cinnamon gasped and said,"They're both positive!" "What?" I grabbed the sticks from her hand and read them. I glared at her. She chuckled. "You should have seen your face.”

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Book:Tiger's Eye

Source: Tiger's Eye

“Some women wish the pregnancy tests also told them who the fathers are.”

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Book:P for Pessimism: A Collection of Funny yet Profound Aphorisms

Source: P for Pessimism: A Collection of Funny yet Profound Aphorisms

“And home pregnancy tests? They are so last century. Nowadays, I think there's an app that calls your iPhone to warn you that if you finish that third cosmo, you may wind up with a wombmate.”

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Book:Lizz Free or Die: Essays

Source: Lizz Free or Die: Essays

“Walgreens, Rite Aid, CVS and Wal-Mart have all figured out the evolution of life and they grabbed all the products that are necessary for a life. And they stuck them in one aisle and they put them in order according to how you mess up... First thing you're going to see: condoms. Next to that: lubricant. Next to that: pregnancy test. Next to that: Pampers. Next to that: formula. And at the end of the aisle they sell beer.”

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Author:Gabriel Iglesias

“I don't even have a clue as to where to find a pregnancy test. I'm looking at all the aisles... they don't have one that says 'oops.”

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Author:Gabriel Iglesias

“When you do take the home pregnancy test, it doesn't quite seem real. But when you see the baby and the heartbeat on the ultrasound, it's so incredible.”

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Author:Danica McKellar

“You check the pregnancy test every month, and when it comes up negative it can start to wear on you”

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Author:Cindy Margolis

“Sometimes, when I'm feeling down because nothing seems to be going right, I like to take a home pregnancy test. Then I can say, 'Hey, at least I'm not pregnant.'”

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Author:Daniel Tosh