Best Bra Quotes | Short & Famous Sayings

“One of the main functions of a push-up bra is to lower the number of mothers who seem like mothers.”

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Author:Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“The various forms of electromagnetic radiation were extensively proven harmful to human health decades ago. The air is electrified, the ground is electrified, the water is electrified, your metal mattress is electrified, your metal under wired bra is electrified, your children are electrified, and you are electrified. Unfortunately, we are in the electromagnetic radiation epidemic.”

Source: Solar Radiation, Global Warming and Human Disease

“Making the hard to decision to throw away a once favorite bra is like deleting an ex-friend that repeatedly let you down.”

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Book:Write like no one is reading

Source: Write like no one is reading

“Lingerie makes me feel emotions that I keep hidden beneath my clothes.”

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Author:Anthony T. Hincks

“Having studied the toxic biological effects of wireless radio frequency (RF) radiation, I find it amazing that women will willfully strap on two radio frequency antennas to their breasts in the form of an underwired bra. The wireless industry knows the underwired bra as a dipole antenna or doublet.”

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Author:Steven Magee

“Millions of females strive to give and to maintain the impression that they are male, so there is an untapped market for what one might call a pull-down bra.”

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Author:Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“I'm the perfect girl. You read about me in Maxim or whatever. I tell dirty jokes like I'm one of the guys, and I'm sitting there in my panties and bra so you can see I'm a piece of ass in the bargain. Except I'm real, so I come with all kinds of complications.”

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Book:The Boys, Volume 9: The Big Ride

Source: The Boys, Volume 9: The Big Ride

“What do you think for dinner? I know it’s important I don’t show you up.” Something soft and red filled his lust-hazed vision. “With this first one, I can’t wear a bra because it’s backless…” She swapped it out for something dark. “…but this second one is a little low-cut. Bra or no bra?” Think, man, think. The fate of the universe depended on the answer to this question.”

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Book:Even the Score

Source: Even the Score

“Ray was always of the opinion that a handful was more than enough. Anything else just tends to sag, once it’s out of a bra.”

Source: A Ghost In New Orleans

“With the right lingerie, you don't need clothes.”

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Author:Anthony T. Hincks

“My underwear is the on the road to my emotions.”

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Author:Anthony T. Hincks

“Helping undo her Sieve Demi Bra and French Cut Briefs a thural wood patchouli scent spices the air as I am rendered nearly unconscious by the salient visual of her glorious figure.”

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Book:Arabala

Source: Arabala

“It's my underwear that dictates my mood for the day.”

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Author:Anthony T. Hincks

“I put the bra in brand, and I top it!”

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Book:Better to be able to love than to be loveable

Source: Better to be able to love than to be loveable

“I look at the check once more and then fold and tuck it into my bra. It's not every day a girl gets to be up close and personal with this much money.”

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Book:Icing on the Cake

Source: Icing on the Cake

“He said 'That! Put that in your purse! I don't like that!' when I took off my brassiere. It remained there, though, curled up on his wooden floor, curled awkwardly for a piece of clothing, not awkwardly if it had been something else perhaps, a creature. "Idea”

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Book:Some Sexual Success Stories Plus Other Stories in Which God Might Choose to Appear

Source: Some Sexual Success Stories Plus Other Stories in Which God Might Choose to Appear