Best Knickers Quotes | Short & Famous Sayings

Source: Mr. Mulliner Speaking

“Neither of them noticed the pair of polka-dotted knickers hiding behind the ventilation duct overhead, listening patiently and recording everything.”

Humour Science Fiction Knickers

Book:Singularity Sky

Source: Singularity Sky

“My underwear is the on the road to my emotions.”

Quote Of The Day Sensuality Anthony T Hincks Underwear Lingerie Knickers Bra Under Garments

Author:Anthony T. Hincks

“I learned lots of dirty jokes very young. There was this girl who told me them. The gang I led went in for shoplifting and pulling girls' knickers down. Other boys' parents hated me.”

Young Girl Parent Boys Jokes Dirty Hated Pulling Gang This Girl Knickers Dirty Jokes Shoplifting

Author:John Lennon

“G-strings are uncomfortable. Girls want real knickers now.”

Want Real Girl Uncomfortable Strings Underwear Knickers

Author:Elle Macpherson

“I recently went mad and spent 1,000 in one afternoon on bras and knickers. I love classy, lacy stuff that makes you feel dead sexy knowing you've got it on. I've never worn stockings and suspenders, though. But I could imagine they'd make you feel really sexy worn under something formal. I think I'll save that experience and wear them under my wedding dress.”

Thinking Feels Stuff Knowing Imagine Dresses Mad Sexy Afternoon Worn Formal Underwear Bras Stockings Wedding Dress Knickers Suspenders

Author:Jennifer Ellison

“Everyone's showing their thong out the back of their jeans. But you shouldn't wear any. You get a better line if you wear no knickers.”

Ifs Lines Jeans Underwear Knickers Thongs

Author:Victoria Beckham

“I can't possibly get into your knickers.”

I Can Underwear Panties Knickers

Author:Jack McConnell

“Europe is not a bright spot; it's all tangled up in its knickers with all that regulation.”

Europe Spots Regulation Underwear Tangled Knickers

Author:Bobby Miller

“I like colourful knickers, but most importantly a great pair of knickers should be taken off with more joy than they were put on.”

Should Joy Taken Pairs Colourful Knickers

Author:Elle Macpherson

“I literally change on the shop floor. I just stand there in my knickers sometimes.”

Sometimes Shops Knickers

Author:Trinny Woodall

“People never talked about my music. They just counted how many knickers were on stage.”

People Culture Stage Knickers

Author:Tom Jones

“I'm really worried about my girlfriend's morals ... she has NEXT written on her knickers.”

Humor Funny Next Moral Written Worried Girlfriend My Girlfriend Knickers

Author:Frank Carson

“An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman were invited to a Christmas party. The Englishman brought a bag of tinsel, the Scotsman brought a bag of holly and they asked the Irishman: "What have you brought?" He said: "I brought a pair of knickers." They asked: "What has that got to do with Christmas?" He said "They're Carol's."”

Said Humor Funny Party Bags Pairs Invited Englishmen Carols Hollies Irishmen Christmas Party Knickers Tinsel Scotsmen

Author:Frank Carson

“I'm not a big drinker and I don't smoke either. I've only been drunk a few times, but I did moon my friend once. I had knickers on! I'll leave the real mooning to the boys.”

Real Bigs Boys Moon My Friends Drunk Smoke Drinkers Knickers

Author:Nikki Sanderson

“I've never had knickers or marriage proposals. Most of my fans are blokes serving life in jail, troubled kids, and a lot of gay guys. I never get the mid-20s, beautiful women fanbase.”

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Author:Kelvin Fletcher

“Thousands of people know my flannel knickers, and though I know this may seem flirtatious, it is not. I am a saint.”

People Knows May Seems Saint Flannels Knickers Flirtatious

Author:Leonora Carrington

“I practice Buddhism, so I meditate daily, which helps keep me centered and reminds me not to get my knickers in a twist over the things that are not within my control. There is a saying: "If it can be changed, then no need to worry; if it can't be changed, then no need to worry!"”

Ifs Needs Helping Practice Worry Changed Buddhism Twists Knickers

Author:Rosie Fellner

“English suspenders not American. Could you imagine? Just a pair of knickers and some suspenders. I don't know. How would you wear that? I think this is kind of a cute first date look. A mini sixties Ossie Clark inspired mini dress with a pair on your trotters.”

Thinking Knows Firsts Looks Kind Know How Imagine Dresses Inspired Cute Pairs Sixty First Date Knickers Suspenders

Author:Alexa Chung

“I'm just looking for that moment to drop my Jedi knickers and pull out my real light saber.”

Real Moments Light That Moment Knickers

Author:Ewan McGregor

“There are moments to indulge and enjoy, but I always know when it's time to go home and wash my knickers.”

Knows Moments Home Enjoy Indulge Knickers

Author:Kate Winslet

“He walked on water. Perhaps. But could he have *swum* on land? In matching knickers and dark glasses? With his Fountain in a Love-in-Tokyo? In pointy shoes and a puff? Would he have had the imagination?”

Water Imagination Dark Land Shoes Glasses Fountain Puff Tokyo Matching Knickers Dark Glasses

Author:Arundhati Roy

“I wouldn't trust you with a bucket of water if my knickers were on fire!”

Ifs Water Fire Buckets Knickers

Book:Making Money: (Discworld Novel 36)

Source: Making Money: (Discworld Novel 36)

“The woman in charge of costuming assigned us our outfits and gave us a lecture on keeping things clean. She held up a calendar and said, "Ladies, you know what this is. Use it. I have scraped enough blood out from the crotches of elf knickers to last me the rest of my life. And don't tell me, 'I don't wear underpants, I'm a dancer.' You're not a dancer. If you were a real dancer you wouldn't be here. You're an elf and you're going to wear panties like an elf.”

Ifs Knows Said Real Enough Use Lasts Blood Clean Dancer Lectures Calendars Outfits Panties Knickers Underpants

Author:David Sedaris

“I wanted to kill her and make her eat her fringe. And her knickers.”

Wanted Fringe Knickers Georgia Nicolson

Author:Louise Rennison

“Its okay I'm wearing really big knickers.”

Bigs Okay Knickers

Author:Louise Rennison

“You don't have to signal a social conscience by looking like a frump. Lace knickers won't hasten the holocaust, you can ban the bomb in a feather boa just as well as without, and a mild interest in the length of hemlines doesn't necessarily disqualify you from reading Das Kapital and agreeing with every word.”

Wells Reading Social Interest Conscience Feminist Bombs Length Feminine Holocaust Signals Feathers Bans Lace Knickers

Author:Elizabeth Bibesco

“Our underclothes were woolen vests and knickers and an extraordinary, but apparently necessary, concoction called a liberty bodice, which had no freedom about it, so how it got its name I cannot imagine. It was made of some harsh stuff, with here and there straps and buttons that did nothing.”

Made Names Stuff Liberty Imagine Fashion Clothes Extraordinary Buttons Harsh Here And There Vests Knickers

Author:Deborah Cavendish, Duchess of Devonshire

“The allegations of me being a pedophile are spurious, at best. However I will admit that taking my knickers off in the park and having an Easter Egg hunt with those apple-cheeked four year olds was in my best interest and not theirs”

Years Interest Four Apples Parks Eggs Four Years Easter Hunts Allegations Knickers Easter Egg

Author:Thom Yorke

“I don't take myself seriously any more. Sometimes I just garden in my knickers and platform shoes.”

Sometimes Garden Shoes Boots Platforms Knickers Platform Shoes

Author:Kim Wilde

“My dad has worked so hard his whole life. He doesn't deserve to see his daughters going out embarrassing themselves and flashing their knickers. I want to make my parents proud.”

Want Hard Whole Mother Parent Proud Dad Daughter Deserve My Dad Whole Life Going Out Embarrassing Knickers

Author:Petra Stunt

“I have loads of underwear, but only wear the bras because I never wear knickers.”

Load Underwear Bras Knickers Undies

Author:Katie Price

“It is pointless to get your knickers in a twist if a certain person fails to react the way you want. It is best to avoid people and situations that you know drive you crazy. Remember to vote with your feet. If a situation is untenable or unchangeable, walk away.”

People Ifs Knows Way Want Persons Remember Certain Walks Situation Failing Feet Crazy Vote Twists Pointless Unchangeable Knickers

Book:The Three Keys to Self-Empowerment

Source: The Three Keys to Self-Empowerment

“Hold on to your knickers, girls!”

Girl Knickers

Author:Victoria Beckham

“You're not wearing mink knickers,are you?”

Classic Edinburgh Knickers Mink

Author:Prince Philip

“That's a nice tie... Do you have any knickers in that material?”

Nice Materials Ties Classic Knickers

Author:Prince Philip

“I stress out so much about the red carpet and interviews and pictures, and, you know, not getting my skirt tucked in my knickers.”

Knows Red Stress Interviews Carpet Skirts Red Carpet Knickers

Author:Maisie Williams

“Ageing doesn't mean giving up on style and individuality; it doesn't mean abandoning fashion and living in comfy slippers and flannel knickers.”

Giving Mean Fashion Style Giving Up Individuality Ageing Slippers Flannels Knickers

Author:Twiggy

“I'm always the girl at the party who, within five minutes, has taken my heels off, hitched up my dress in my knickers, and probably spilt drink down my cleavage.”

Girl Party Taken Five Minutes Drink Dresses Heels Five Minutes High Heels Sadie Cleavage Knickers

Author:Sadie Frost

“I can't get my knickers in a twist about my age and ageing in an industry that caters to the ids of 14-year-olds.”

Years I Can Age Industry Twists Ageing Knickers

Author:Vera Farmiga

“Though the passion still flutters and flickers, it never got into our knickers.”

Stills Passion Friendship Flicker Knickers

Author:Elvis Costello

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