Best Thongs Quotes | Short & Famous Sayings

Source: Angus, Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging

“Remember: Not all 'Flip-Flops' go flip-flop.”

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Author:Anthony T. Hincks

“Not all flip-flops go flip-flop.”

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Author:Anthony T. Hincks

“Thongs are the leading cause of pregnancy in the United States.”

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Author:Jenna Marbles

“Everyone's showing their thong out the back of their jeans. But you shouldn't wear any. You get a better line if you wear no knickers.”

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Author:Victoria Beckham

“I love thongs. The day they were invented, sunshine broke through the clouds.”

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Author:Sandra Bullock

“Two thongs don't make a right.”

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Author:Ryan Stiles

“I believe that anyone who wants to wear a thong should have to go through an application process.”

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Author:Bill Engvall

“What's funny is that male strippers don't wear thongs anymore. They wear flat backs.”

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Author:Joe Manganiello

“Women do a lot of uncomfortable things for men - and I appreciate it all. I appreciate high heels. I appreciate thongs.”

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Author:Joe Manganiello

“I have a thing about underwear. I have to wear thongs. Since I was a showgirl in Las Vegas, and I was wearing G-strings all the time, I got this thing where I cannot stand to have on regular underwear. It drives me out of my mind.”

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Author:Cassandra Peterson

“I can't stand VPL, visible panty line. So I'm wondering how many other people out there are wearing thongs.”

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Author:Cassandra Peterson

“I was supposed to be a real Thatcherite. Just by dint of being a first-generation immigrant and having not had money, and then suddenly having it - and getting on planes and going to Ibiza and sitting around in thongs. But actually nothing I was writing or doing was even vaguely Thatcherite.”

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Author:George Michael

“Nothing shocks me anymore. I've embraced men in thongs, I've embraced women with padded bras. I mean, I can embrace Larry King saying 'fierce.'”

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Author:Johnny Weir

“When I die, if the word 'thong' appears in the first or second sentence of my obituary, I've screwed up.”

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Author:Albert Brooks

“You make me laugh like a loon on loon tablets!”

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Author:Louise Rennison

“Look, I can't go out with you, because... because... because I'm a lesbian.”

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Author:Louise Rennison

“No-pocket jeans are only slightly less irritating than thong underwear.”

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Book:River Marked

Source: River Marked

“As she left my room I knew I should shut up. But you know when you should shut up because you really should just shut up...but you keep on and on anyway? Well, I had that.”

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Author:Louise Rennison

“That’s how you tell what a man’s really made of. It’s one thing for a man to be big and brave and kill a spider. Any man could do that. Trailin’ after a woman when she’s shopping for thongs and push-up bras is a whole other category of man. And then if you want to see how far you can go with it, you ask him to carry one of those little pink bags they give you.”

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Book:To the Nines

Source: To the Nines

“I put a thong on a few months ago trying to be sexy. I've been looking for it but ain't seen it since.”

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Book:Don't Make a Black Woman Take Off Her Earrings: Madea's Uninhibited Commentaries on Love and Life

Source: Don't Make a Black Woman Take Off Her Earrings: Madea's Uninhibited Commentaries on Love and Life

“A thong. God bless the thong. He hooked his fingers in the silk sides and tugged, rolling the silk down her legs until it hit the floor, his favorite place for panties.”

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Author:Jill Shalvis

“I can already feel myself getting fed up with boys and I haven't had anything to do with them yet" - Georgia Nicolson”

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Book:The Fab Confessions of Georgia Nicolson:

Source: The Fab Confessions of Georgia Nicolson:

“I ordered each man to be presented with something, as strings of ten or a dozen glass beads apiece, and thongs of leather, all which they estimated highly; those which came on board I directed should be fed with molasses.”

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Book:Personal Narrative of the First Voyage of Columbus to America: From a Manuscript Recently Discovered in Spain

Source: Personal Narrative of the First Voyage of Columbus to America: From a Manuscript Recently Discovered in Spain

“Sometimes a thong completely betrays you.”

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Author:Channing Tatum

“Thongs don't show. With jeans, you're always going to get panty lines and I think that's just a big mistake.”

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Author:Lexa Doig

“Sometimes love can be so wrong/Like a fat man in a thong.”

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Author:John Hiatt

“I prefer little hotpant-like shorts, but I wear thongs too.”

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Author:Lucy Pinder

“Benji usually tries to match his hair with his underwear, and you know how he had the pink hair for a while well we caught him in a pink thong one day!”

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Author:Joel Madden

“The most important thing I can tell you about aging is this: If you really feel that you want to have an off-the-shoulder blouse and some big beads and thong sandals and a dirndl skirt and a magnolia in your hair, do it. Even if you're wrinkled.”

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Author:Maya Angelou

“It feels like I could go outside with a bikini thong on right now.”

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Author:Puff Daddy

“It does not matter what the whip is; it is none the less a whip, because you have cut thongs for it out of your own souls.”

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Book:The Crown of Wild Olive: Three Lectures on Work, Traffic, and War

Source: The Crown of Wild Olive: Three Lectures on Work, Traffic, and War