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Famous Albert Brooks Quotes
“Most entertainment is trying to get you. It's tested, like toothpaste.”
“I, sort of, got into comedy accidentally, and it got bigger than I wanted it to.”
“If you want to be a writer, just write. There's no magic to it.”
“Your spouse should be just attractive enough to turn you on. Anything more is trouble.”
“Regrets are stupid; they don't mean anything and they don't add up to anything.”
“You always got to be happy when somebody likes what you do. It's stupid not to be happy.”
“You make friends with older people and you always feel young no matter what.”
“I don't experience basic human emotions. It's not my thing.”
“I've never been disappointed, because I've never given somebody I liked that much power.”
“So I think if you're happy with your brain, you're powerful.”
“The biggest waste of brainpower is to want to change something that's not changeable.”
“Acceptance is going to a restaurant where the salad's not great, but the steak is fine.”
“In the beginning of any career, in every job, people are always forcing you to the middle.”
“Starting to drink now in preparation for New Years. No more last minute stuff like Christmas.”