Best Easter Egg Quotes | Short & Famous Sayings

“What are you reading?” “ ‘Ryder’ by Greta Maloney,” he said, closing the book and placing it back into his rucksack. “Any good?” I asked, wanting to find another subject to talk about other than my nightmare. “It’s creepy,” he smiled at me.”

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Book:Vampire Hunt

Source: Vampire Hunt

“Today was the annual Easter egg roll on the White House lawn. Usually when you see something rolling on the White House lawn it's a drunk Secret Service agent.”

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Author:Conan O'Brien

“Kids in Washington every year have the big Easter egg roll on the White House lawn. The kids found 300 Easter eggs. They also found about 10,000 missing Hillary emails.”

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Author:David Letterman

“I use a lot of double meanings. I hide 'em like Easter eggs.”

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Author:Jay-Z

“Don't put all your eggs in one basket.”

“There are Easter eggs in every book I've ever written. I think in the first one I called Scientology "Diabology," but I was scared, so I didn't tell many people what it really meant.”

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Author:Kate Bornstein

“Fenway Park, in Boston, is a lyric little bandbox of a ballpark. Everything is painted green and seems in curiously sharp focus, like the inside of an old-fashioned peeping-type Easter egg.”

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Author:John Updike

“We're also talking a lot in the room about planting seeds that can grow over the course of the season, knowing that people might be watching them in bulk. We'd like to bury some Easter eggs and let people find them, later on.”

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Author:Jenji Kohan

“It seemed clear to me early on that one of the things a photograph could do was make a reality, and I wanted to do that. I always think of looking inside an Easter egg and seeing a perfect world.”

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Author:Justine Kurland

“If elected, Hillary Clinton could be impeached based on what we already know, and there's plenty more yet to be discovered. Emails and other documents that could be used in impeachment proceedings are waiting to be found like Easter eggs laid out for 3-year-olds.”

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Author:Rush Limbaugh

“The Sundering is a world spanning event that creates ripples all across the Realms. The books in the series are connected in that they take place against that backdrop, showing different aspects of it. The stories, however, are not sequels or intertwined, though there are some Easter Eggs across books.”

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Author:Paul S. Kemp

“Almost everything is in the movie [The Hangover]. I think the fun little Easter eggs on the DVD will be sort of the gag reel stuff. There's a lot of takes we just couldn't get through.We were laughing.”

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Author:Ed Helms

“There might be an Easter egg in there that I'm missing [in Timeless], I'll have to look again, but there are pop culture references, for sure. There are a lot of references that you would only understand if you've seen the movie The Untouchables.”

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Author:Misha Collins

“Hedwig didn't return until the end of the Easter holidays. Percy's letter was enclosed in a package of Easter eggs that Mrs. Weasley had sent. Both Harry's and Ron's were the size of dragon eggs, and full of home-made toffee. Hermione's, however, was smaller than a chicken's egg. Her face fell when she saw it. "Your mum doesn't read Witch's Weekly, by any chance, does she, Ron?" she asked quietly. "Yeah," said Ron, whose mouth was full of toffee. "Gets it for the recipes." Hermione looked sadly at her tiny egg.”

“A toast once heard: "To my big sister, who never found her second Easter egg until I'd found my first."”

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Author:Robert Breault

“They have Easter egg hunts in Philadelphia, and if the kids don't find the eggs, they get booed.”

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Author:Bob Uecker

“He's the only man I know of who can hide his own easter eggs.”

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Author:Bobby Heenan

“I said, 'The nice thing about Alzheimer's is you get to hide your own Easter eggs.'”

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Author:John McCain

“The allegations of me being a pedophile are spurious, at best. However I will admit that taking my knickers off in the park and having an Easter Egg hunt with those apple-cheeked four year olds was in my best interest and not theirs”

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Author:Thom Yorke

“Easter spells out beauty, the rare beauty of new life.”

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Author:S. D Gordon

“Philadelphia fans would boo funerals, an Easter egg hunt, a parade of armless war vets and the Liberty Bell.”

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Author:Bo Belinsky

“Here’s to the crazy ones. The misfits. The rebels. The troublemakers. The round pegs in the square holes. The ones who see things differently.”

Source: Walter Isaacson Great Innovators e-book boxed set: Steve Jobs, Benjamin Franklin, Einstein

“Ex-convicts prepared the eggs for the White House’s Easter Egg Roll. It’s nice to see the White House reaching out to former members of Congress.”

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Author:Jay Leno

“I'll protect myself by making up all this crazy stuff. It'll be like a little shell. Like an Easter egg shell that's all decorated.”

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Author:Edie Brickell

“Do not put all your eggs in one basket.”

Source: The Essays of Warren Buffett: Lessons for Corporate America (Third Edition)

“I'm Jewish, so I don't know much about easter eggs.”

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Author:Simon Kinberg