“What are you doing, looking at me with one eye and chasing a fly with the other?”
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Famous Bobby Heenan Quotes
“You're 83? Really? You don't look it. I would've guessed 81 or 82.”
“Its amazing that Lou Ferrigno can talk with fifty pounds of cracker in his mouth.”
“I know all about cheating. I've had six very successful marriages.”
“North Dakota State. What do you have to do there to graduate? Milk a cow with your left hand?”
“Once you wrestke Rikki Atakki, an hour later you want to wrestle him again.”
“Tito Santana is like a cue-ball. The more you strike him, the more english you get out of him.”
“When's the last time you went into a barber shop and saw everyone there unconsious?”
“He's the only man I know of who can hide his own easter eggs.”
“I once asked him what came at the end of the sentence... and he said "parole".”
“If you ever had your moon salted you'd know how painful that could be.”
“Stu Hart trained all his kids--only three of them use the litter box.”
“Hawaii's the 50th state? I thought it was a suburb of Guam.”
“By the time The Iron Sheik gets to the ring, it will be Wrestlemania 37!”
“When The Phenoix Suns are missing two basketballs, they'll know where to look!”
“You know they say money can't buy happiness. Give me 50 bucks and watch me smile”
“There's only two kinds of music I don't like....Country and Western.”
“Are there any swamps in Oklahoma? Yes, there is. It's called Tulsa.”
“I'd love to be popular in Barcelona. That sounds like a fun job”
“You'd have a good voice, if it ever came out of your throat”
“Have you ever been to Glens Falls? The city limits signs are on the same post.”
“This (Paris,France) wouldn't be a bad place, but it's full of Frenchmen.”
“There's the downtown area of Tupelo. Did you see the skyscrapers? Two stories.”
“I'm a legend in this sport. If you don't believe me, ask me”
“Remember folks, fish are like relatives. After two days, they stink.”
“You win some and you lose some. Unless you're Virgil, then you lose them all.”
“I asked Stu Hart earlier. I said, 'Stu, you gotta be proud of your boys.' He said, 'I have boys?'”
“He's not pointing to anybody, he's showing off how high he can count!”
“Janetty tried to dive through the window to escape, what an act of cowardice.”