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“My primary school teacher once poured a bottle of curdled school milk forcefully down my throat. Then I threw it up all over her suede shoes. I'd rather have drunk from the spittoon in Barney's barber shop.”

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Author:Paul O'Grady

“I represent a rural state and live in a small town. Small merchants make up the majority of Vermont's small businesses and thread our state together. It is the mom-and-pop grocers, farm-supply stores, coffee shops, bookstores and barber shops where Vermonters connect, conduct business and check in on one another.”

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Author:Peter Welch

“The problem with our churches today is that the lead pastor is some sissy boy who wears cardigan sweaters, has The Carpenters dialed in on his iPod, gets his hair cut at a salon instead of a barber shop, hasn’t been to an Ultimate Fighting match, works out on an elliptical machine instead of going to isolated regions of Russia like in Rocky IV in order to harvest lumber with his teeth, and generally swishes around like Jack from Three’s Company whenever Mr. Roper was around.”

“It's a small town; everybody eats in the same cafe; everybody gets their hair cut in the same barber shop. That kind of community building, I think, begins to bridge those gaps.”

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Author:Joe Thompson

“When you go into your customary barber shop, you will wait for the man who gives you a little better shave, a little trimmer hair-cut. Business leaders are looking for the same things in their offices that you look for in the barber shop.”

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Book:Succeeding With What You Have

Source: Succeeding With What You Have

“I have noticed that most men when they enter a barber shop and must wait their turn, drop into a chair and pick up a magazine. I simply sit down and pick up the thread of my sea wanderings, which began more than fifty years ago and is not quite ended. There is hardly a waiting room in the east that has not served as my cockpit, whether I was waiting to board a train or to see a dentist. And I am usually still trimming sheets when the train starts or drill begins to whine.”

“So I can go and let out everything that I feel about every bogus weekly cover, every single bogus skit, every single rumor and barber shop-everything that people feel is ok to treat celebrities like zoo animals, or act like what they're saying is not serious, or their lives are not serious or their dreams are not serious.”

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Author:Kanye West

“I was in the process of growing dreads, they were down to my lip. I could whip them back and forth. Then I just thought to myself, "Is this really me? Can I really do this?" So I washed them out and went to the barber shop. I told them to give me a mohawk. But then there was this teenager also getting one. I couldn't do that.”

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Author:Nate Burleson

“I love the donors and we thank them, but it has to be that the guys in the barber shop, the lady at the diner, the folks who are worried about whether that plant is going to close, they've got to be our focus. They've got to be a laser-beam focus on everything we do, and everything we do should animate and empower them at the grassroots level for working people across this country. That's how we come back.”

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Author:Keith Ellison

“When's the last time you went into a barber shop and saw everyone there unconsious?”

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Author:Bobby Heenan

“Take your ass to the barber shop. Tell the barber that you're sick of looking like an asshole.”

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Author:Wesley Willis

“I don't have any beauty shop memories. I remember the barber shop.”

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Author:Jenifer Lewis

“If the guy that writes you checks says cut your hair, off to the barber shop you go. That's that.”

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Author:Paul Konerko

“Whatever you hear at the barber shop, stays at the barber shop.”

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Author:Bernie Mac

“What is there of the divine in a load of brick? What ... in a barber shop? ... Much. All.”

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Book:The Heart of Emerson's Journals

Source: The Heart of Emerson's Journals

“Every small town has its dramatic group, its barber-shop quartet, every home has music in one form or another.”

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Author:Kate Smith