“Back in high school, I wrote a novel about a character named Bart Simpson. I thought it was a very unusual name for a kid at the time. I had this idea of an angry father yelling "Bart," and Bart sounds kind of like bark - like a barking dog.” KindIdeasCharacterKidsSchoolFatherNamesSoundNovelDogHigh SchoolAngryUnusualBarkYellingBarking DogsUnusual NamesBart Simpson Author:Matt Groening
“I wanted to be Snoopy's girlfriend and when I got older I wanted to be Bart Simpson's girlfriend. Then I couldn't decide whether I wanted marry Snoopy or Michael Jackson - because he was God to me - or to just be them.” WantedGirlfriendSnoopyBart Simpson Author:Amy Winehouse
“My standard comment is, If you don't want your kids to be like Bart Simpson, don't act like Homer Simpson.” IfsWantKidsStandardsCommentBart Simpson Author:Matt Groening
“[On Sting] He threw a sucker punch. There's the sucker who threw the punch. Him the the Bart Simpson hair doo.” HairWrestlingSuckerSucker PunchBart Simpson Author:Bobby Heenan
“The average tax payer is not a big voluntary supporter of the arts. The only art that the average taxpayer buys voluntarily either has a picture of Bart Simpson on it or little suction cups on its feet so you can stick it onto a car window.” LittlesArtBigsFeetCarTaxesWindowSticksAverageCupsSupporterTaxpayersBart Simpson Book:Dave Barry Talks Back Source: Dave Barry Talks Back