“I know all about cheating. I've had six very successful marriages.”
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Famous Bobby Heenan Quotes
“Tito Santana is like a cue-ball. The more you strike him, the more english you get out of him.”
“He's the only man I know of who can hide his own easter eggs.”
“I once asked him what came at the end of the sentence... and he said "parole".”
“Hawaii's the 50th state? I thought it was a suburb of Guam.”
“You know they say money can't buy happiness. Give me 50 bucks and watch me smile”
“I'd love to be popular in Barcelona. That sounds like a fun job”
“I'm a legend in this sport. If you don't believe me, ask me”
“I asked Stu Hart earlier. I said, 'Stu, you gotta be proud of your boys.' He said, 'I have boys?'”
“He's not pointing to anybody, he's showing off how high he can count!”
“Janetty tried to dive through the window to escape, what an act of cowardice.”