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Famous Jerry Lawler Quotes
“If at first you don't succeed, see if there is a prize for the losers.”
“Do you have a quarter? My mom told me to call her when I meet the women of my dreams.”
“What the Hell. In 1988, I was the AWA heavyweight champion and I never came to Milwaukee.”
“Koko B. Ware is a crossword wrestler: he enters the ring vertically, and leaves horizontally.”
“There is an old adage: love thy neighbor, but don't get caught.”
“Jim Ross you're a fine one to talk about how someone is dressed.”
“One man's trash is another man's girlfriend.”
Source: It's Good to Be the King... Sometimes
“Andy Kaufman's mom wanted a girl, his father wanted a boy, and they were both satisfied!”
“If the Japanese are so smart, why do they eat with sticks?”
“Panties aren't the greatest thing in the world, but they're next to them.”
“The only thing harder than Terry Funk's legs are his arteries.”
“I'm not embarrassed to be seen with younger women, except when I drop them off at school.”
“A little sex on TV never hurt anyone...unless you fall off!”
“Jake 'The Snake's' two best friends are Jim Beam & Jack Daniels.”
“You know what they call a good looking girl in Philadelphia... a tourist.”
“When most people get drunk, they see snakes. But, when snakes get drunk, they see Jake Roberts!”
“Helen Hart is the only person I know with an autographed copy of the Bible.”
“Helen Hart is so old, she remembers when the Dead Sea was sick.”
“Sunny didn't make a fool out of Phineas, God beat her to that.”
“You know, Alundra Blayze, with her looks could star in TV westerns...if she had two more legs.”
“When God said 'Let there be light', Mae Young threw the switch.”
Source: It's Good to Be the King... Sometimes
“As they say, anything can happen in the World Wrestling Federation.”