“The only reason Jake 'The Snake' Roberts doesn't drink and drive anymore is because he is afraid he might hit a bump and spill his drink.”
Quote by Jerry Lawler
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Jerry Lawler
Jerry Lawler, born on November 29, 1949, is an iconic American professional wrestler. Known for his unique style and sense of humor, he held a significant position in the wrestling industry. Throughout his career, he won numerous championship titles and was also a prominent wrestling announcer. more
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