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Famous Roddy Piper Quotes
“Just when you think you know the answers, I change the questions.”
“I came here to chew bubble gum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubble gum.”
“He mighta spent a couple years under the arena training young wrestlers.”
“Rowdy Roddy cut his locks; but don't worry woman, he's still a fox.”
“Nature Boy, whats that? Do you run around the forest like Euell Gibbons, eating bark or something?”
“Did your parents build knows you a swing facing a wall when you were a kid?”
“You'll find sympathy in the dictionary between sh*t and suicide.”
“I'm so quick, I could spit in the wind, duck, and let it hit the old lady behind me.”
“Do you know you couldn't get a date with a $20 bill taped to your forehead?”
“I don't need to know how tough I am to know how tough I am.”
“I walk so fast, I talk so fast, I could turn the light off and be in bed before the room's dark.”
“I was pissin' Vince McMahon off when the red on the back of your neck was diaper rash!”